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MY GIRLFRIEND - demotivational poster

When my girlfriend is mad at me, she refers to me as her "half-ass boyfriend." I get my revenge by referring to her as my "ass-and-a-half girlfriend."


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demotivational poster MY GIRLFRIEND
concern3  #178916 Created September 12, 2015

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MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:29 am
And possibly a 5Lunch if you clear the dishes from breakfast?
GaryO - September 12, 2015, 9:45 am
M-M-M-M-M. Nuthin' wrong with that. Could eat breakfast on it.
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FOURTEEN YEARS - demotivational poster

Of not forgetting. Of watching Kim and Kanye. And Bruce, now known as Cait. While the legless, armless, mindless, lifeless, multiply like mice. Our flags have come down in the neighborhood. Now we watch Kim and Kanye, and Bruce. Once again, we're hating each other And we slowly grow farther apart. It's getting harder, this not forgetting. But those who live among us are still among us. Not forgetting, too. It's easier for them. They're more determined.


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demotivational poster FOURTEEN YEARS
lgvernon  #178912 Created September 11, 2015

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Pikeman - November 13, 2015, 8:43 am
Some fools insist the war against terror in Iraq and Afghanistan are about oil.
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 10:32 pm
idea - create - submit
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 3:51 pm
But have you forgotten about December 7, 1941 yet?
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:27 pm

Thank you, Greeny.
Greeny - September 12, 2015, 9:56 am
Wow - most excellent
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:03 am
'member when somebody attacked those New Yorkers? It was radical, dude.
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The answer is simple - demotivational poster

The reason you are not my cup of tea, Is that I prefer coffee!


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mizzdizz  #178877 Created September 7, 2015

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mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^
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A CHILD'S DREAMS - demotivational poster

I've found that the trick to making your kid's dreams come true is to spend an inordinate amount of time diminishing their expectations.


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demotivational poster A CHILD'S DREAMS
concern3  #178854 Created September 4, 2015

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:43 pm
Parenting 101 w/Anti-Dad! Where there's hope, he'll stop it! Whenever self-esteem rears it's shining head, he'll be there to kick it in the testicles! Don't mess with Anti-Dad... Just ask Christopher Titus!
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:01 pm
Liberalism in action. Conservatives help their children's dreams come true by teaching hard work and perseverance. Even when the conservative's child does not reach his dream he gets far more out of life than a liberal's child.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:24 pm
But hey! I have no hope for the future! So that's 1 out of 3 so far!
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
without anyone caring, I meant to say.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
When I was a kid, and adults said "what do you want to be when you grow up", I would say "I want to have a dead end job with no hope for the future and then die alone without." I have not lived up to the first part, since no one ever gave me a job.
Zeul - September 4, 2015, 7:51 pm
Effd up !!!
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maoworks2  #178847 Created September 3, 2015

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maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 9:37 am
Not One Of Them I Would Trust To Walk My Dog !! That's It .
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