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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013 6:01pm, #245920

My old cat died in front of me. One never forgets those dying eyes; pupils gradually grow larger, almost as if she's staring into some void - staring into God knows what. It really i5 freaky.

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013 5:57pm, #245919

Back when it sucked to be a linebacker and 34 wasn't reserved for cornerbacks.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013 5:55pm, #245918

Jeez, sounds like an enlarged prostate.

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013 5:54pm, #245917

I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013 5:53pm, #245916

Imma need some oatmeal

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013 5:51pm, #245915

All one needs to know.

Silverheart - May 21, 2013 5:30pm, #245914

The Tenth Doctors Sonic Screwdriver, as a pen. I have one of those.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013 4:41pm, #245913

Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me)

curlyrocks - May 21, 2013 3:51pm, #245912

You should have thrown in a picture of some CNC equipment, I still don't understand why they make CAD software for Mac, You can't turn your drawing into anything real.

spacedog - May 21, 2013 2:51pm, #245911

Nice one 5ho.

Krickit - May 21, 2013 2:13pm, #245910

Ty Gary. Yeah, wish there was a way I could edit that. d*** YOUS "R" d*** YOUS

GaryO - May 21, 2013 9:31am, #245909

Krickit, IMO this deserves much better than a 2.5, but the you/your typo is a bit of a hit...good poster though

GaryO - May 21, 2013 6:57am, #245908

that spider has some personality.....love it

caveman - May 21, 2013 6:57am, #245907

This is the perfect picture to go with this text, kudos

GaryO - May 21, 2013 6:55am, #245906

nice

Zetmonk - May 21, 2013 5:01am, #245905

And a simple picture changes the whole line into a vicious contradiction! Awesome!

Greeny - May 21, 2013 2:19am, #245904

4 depressing acknowledgments plus 1 for getting these thoughts into my head."

steve1961 - May 20, 2013 10:10pm, #245903

5L's just for showing one of my favorite species of spider. :)

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2013 8:38pm, #245902

Welcome Home! It's a Madhouse, or so they say, so you Can Play With Madness!

Greeny - May 20, 2013 6:13pm, #245901

It's a Global> problem

fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013 4:16pm, #245900

Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's

fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013 3:30pm, #245899

Image is awesome, but text not particularly witty - I give it 4L

GaryO - May 20, 2013 1:15pm, #245898

Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway

EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2013 12:19pm, #245897

From 500BC: But when the face of ***tus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013 11:26am, #245896

Excellent! Nice reference to Aliens. When I receive any of those, I spam the sender with a "Hey!" in the subject box and an extra "hey" in the actual letter. I do this for a month. Maybe longer if they send me those "money angels"; then it goes on for 6.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013 9:58am, #245895

...Frank was always missing socks from his dresser drawer, thus realizing that he was always devoid of one in a pair. Upon learning this truth he could no longer put a sock in it, as he soon discovers this in The Twilight Zone.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013 9:50am, #245894