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TigerKid - Mar 18, 2010 4:53am, #165435

What's in the box? 2 bags of grass,75 pellets of mescaline,5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine,a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...

TED - Mar 18, 2010 4:43am, #165434

HAD a good show until he started carrying water for the whitehouse...

Treehodger - Mar 18, 2010 3:45am, #165430

Truth be told, the joke came from school. Buddy of mine has an iPhone and we began cracking jokes on how they have an app for everything. That is where this came from. So yeah.

Treehodger - Mar 18, 2010 3:43am, #165429

Yeah, I admit someone with a bit more experience could have made a better punchline. I'm not for the iPhone, so I don't pay attention, making it hard to crack jokes about them.

Treehodger - Mar 18, 2010 1:53am, #165424

You know, I really should not make comments like that. There are black users on here. But still, the picture (Not user or poster) was just asking for it. Carry on.

Treehodger - Mar 18, 2010 1:53am, #165422

Time to be an a**! The ball was too small. He is use to a bright orange one about the size of a head. ZING!

Treehodger - Mar 18, 2010 1:51am, #165420

Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.

Treehodger - Mar 18, 2010 1:49am, #165419

Nice. Haha. 5 wiggly little critters from me!... Wait, that sounds wrong somehow.

CoolioIndeed - Mar 17, 2010 10:55pm, #165412

Well played, good sir.

Anonymous2 - Mar 17, 2010 9:10pm, #165408

Gotcha, 1L it is...

Treehodger - Mar 17, 2010 9:09pm, #165407

f***IN' RIGHT! She needs to shut the f*** up. Now, donating and whatnot is fine by me and I support that and her causes. But my GOD she can rant on and on and on and on...

DreMagnum - Mar 17, 2010 9:06pm, #165405

Funny since this was made in 2008. Dont know when his was made though, its not on his profile.

Treehodger - Mar 17, 2010 9:05pm, #165404

But those are chop sticks?

Cloudchaser - Mar 17, 2010 8:40pm, #165402

Helmets are like seatbelts. There is no logical reason to not wear one.

CoolioIndeed - Mar 17, 2010 8:22pm, #165400

Ernie looks particularly pissed.

angryceltic - Mar 17, 2010 8:15pm, #165399

there's only three claws why must you fail

MrRandom - Mar 17, 2010 7:59pm, #165397

Not a nice way to start Mega, cool it off a little.

spacedog - Mar 17, 2010 7:53pm, #165396

Um, what? How long have you been here? You've got one poster and Airman has a billion, plus a lot of respect in this community.

okami - Mar 17, 2010 7:49pm, #165395

I guess the Wizard forgot to give him a heart. . .Dorothy will be so disappointed. . .

Mega48man - Mar 17, 2010 7:12pm, #165393

you totally ripped off my poster. and by the way, it's in SOVIET russia, mother russia wasn't always communist.

SamanthaWpg - Mar 17, 2010 6:52pm, #165392

THANKS TO TED SALI FOR DOING MY Ph**O SHOOT

GreyScorpion - Mar 17, 2010 6:22pm, #165390

Very Nice 5L

yeodawg@hotmail.com - Mar 17, 2010 5:46pm, #165389

The best falls are that moment when you're wondering why your feet are in front of your face.....b4 the ground reaches up and pulls you down. apple sauce cafetaris floors aguy with 2 full glasses of colorful juice.....let the magic happen.

vader - Mar 17, 2010 4:43pm, #165385

so true

spacedog - Mar 17, 2010 4:01pm, #165379

5Ls

GreyScorpion - Mar 17, 2010 3:23pm, #165377

see how much we love you moo+...it took us 5 months from tomorrow before we found you :)...but we never gave up the search. So, how many lonely cowboys were in that that posse that rode by, daily?

Kung-Fu Devil - Mar 17, 2010 3:03pm, #165376

GreyScorpion - Mar 17, 2010 2:54pm, #165374

94289

GreyScorpion - Mar 17, 2010 2:27pm, #165368

you've seen too many Subway commercials :)

Airman - Mar 17, 2010 2:24pm, #165367

you're right Cub.. except I shook hands with Ali in LA at a h**el one afternoon.. in his prime.. there was no difference from TV, except his hands were HUGE.

Airman - Mar 17, 2010 2:21pm, #165366

that makes absolutely no sense at all.. I meant to say foot long. idiot

TheTrashHeap - Mar 17, 2010 2:13pm, #165365

I just wanted to point out that Fatt Matt. has the best Avatar on motifake. Truffle shuffle! truffle shuffle!

GreyScorpion - Mar 17, 2010 2:07pm, #165364

Ahhh Dawg, your so close. 4L

Cubbybear - Mar 17, 2010 1:54pm, #165361

Just like when you see a celebrity in person

GreyScorpion - Mar 17, 2010 1:53pm, #165360

Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L

Hasbunmb - Mar 17, 2010 1:32pm, #165357

LOL..... Jesus christ....

Treehodger - Mar 17, 2010 1:30pm, #165356

Honor the dead and remember those still alive. Without their help, much of what we do could not happen. And Derek, I agree. But, we advance because the enemy advances. So in respect, they are better. In different ways.

R.S.Jake - Mar 17, 2010 12:40pm, #165355

Too True, but we still eat them don't we? I'm thinking of going to get a Filet O Fish right now! Mmmmmm!

Sean - Mar 17, 2010 12:33pm, #165353

Great.

Airman - Mar 17, 2010 12:32pm, #165352

LOL.. a light evening

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