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agdaniele - Apr 3, 2010 8:15pm, #169317

Underage asian elves, actually.

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 8:12pm, #169314

I don't think I've ever met a woman that could sew...I just a**ume elves take care of that ****.

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 8:12pm, #169313

YAY! I proved Aggy right!

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 8:12pm, #169311

Me either, Bart. If those are the prerequisites of being female, I'm screwed.

agdaniele - Apr 3, 2010 8:11pm, #169309

Don't worry, Bart.... neither do any of the girls your age anymore. It's sad to refer to cooking, laundry, sewing and ironing as a lost art.

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 8:10pm, #169307

I'm joking. I'm not a woman. I don't even know how to cook, or fold laundry.

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 8:09pm, #169303

And I'm really Tina Fey, researching a role as a caffeine-addicted insomniac.

Produceman117 - Apr 3, 2010 8:08pm, #169301

*flaccid*

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 8:07pm, #169300

To a picture of chicken?!? Okay, I have a secret... I'm really Michael Moore. I've just been masquerading as thatonechick.

MrRandom - Apr 3, 2010 8:06pm, #169297

So, what the hell did I log on to tonight?

Produceman117 - Apr 3, 2010 8:05pm, #169294

Um, I think I'm getting a bon**. FYI.

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 8:03pm, #169292

I know where your mind went. :P So I clarified by telling you of my lack of actual food. That kitty up there looks kinda tasty... I'm not so sure I'd like to taste that other one. :S But I digress. Ooh, I'm gonna go make some pizza rolls or something.

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 8:02pm, #169291

Well, Rerun, I would hope that some females here are...females...yeah.

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 8:01pm, #169290

Yes, cookies count. The food pyramid seems to neglect the fact that chocolate chips and other sugary treats lead to great mental capacity and deductive reasoning. (i.e. L) By the way, when you said "I'm hungry" my mind went the WRONG WAY.

rerun - Apr 3, 2010 8:00pm, #169289

d*** Bart....not every female here is a Naru

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 7:56pm, #169288

I haven't eaten yet. LoL Oh, wait, I had a cookie earlier. That counts, right?

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 7:54pm, #169287

O_O Wait...you mean...

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 7:52pm, #169285

I'm hungry.

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 7:49pm, #169284

It is. Trust me. I know p**** when I see it.

rerun - Apr 3, 2010 7:49pm, #169283

1st time submitted it was an Easter Rabbit reference.

thatonechick - Apr 3, 2010 7:48pm, #169282

I wonder if that IS cat. Hmm.

rerun - Apr 3, 2010 7:46pm, #169281

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle

Fozzwad - Apr 3, 2010 7:42pm, #169280

The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?

Produceman117 - Apr 3, 2010 7:41pm, #169279

Whaaaaa????

Bartimaeus - Apr 3, 2010 7:31pm, #169278

You don't know Cpn. When he says pouch, he means he's satchel...unless he's drunk; in that case, he's talking about his sack.

madness181 - Apr 3, 2010 7:26pm, #169277

It's a male kangaroo... They don't have pouches

Cubbybear - Apr 3, 2010 6:40pm, #169269

I'm starting to like this guy....very funny

agdaniele - Apr 3, 2010 6:31pm, #169267

Beautiful. 5

agdaniele - Apr 3, 2010 6:18pm, #169259

One-trick phony.

agdaniele - Apr 3, 2010 6:15pm, #169255

Is he tea-bagging himself?

booger13 - Apr 3, 2010 6:15pm, #169254

@ AGGY // ill take the one who looks like Tooty Turner , (fairly odd parents) you can keep the green , that is probably crawling with funky Coochie

Produceman117 - Apr 3, 2010 5:24pm, #169251

Terrific effort. 5L.

rerun - Apr 3, 2010 5:11pm, #169250

loaded with calories

forseti - Apr 3, 2010 5:02pm, #169249

i'll take the bottom half, thx!

pocketlint60 - Apr 3, 2010 3:55pm, #169243

they're not brothers, they're b***secks buddies

forseti - Apr 3, 2010 3:35pm, #169239

TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself

BoneCD - Apr 3, 2010 3:33pm, #169238

it's over rated at 2L

TheTrashHeap - Apr 3, 2010 3:31pm, #169236

What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?

Hjernespreng - Apr 3, 2010 3:29pm, #169235

Foreign president? Well, yes I get the sarcasm. Sad thing is that some people STILL believe that Obama isn't America, despite that it is now proven so far without a doubt that he is that "the government is run by aliens" is equally logical.

Hjernespreng - Apr 3, 2010 3:20pm, #169232

America: invades countries for freedom and liberty. On another note: You can regain your virginity by f***ing.

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