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agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:53pm, #177419

Yeah.... I wouldn't understand that! PLease! Who you talkin' to?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010 4:53pm, #177418

Now. How 'bout that shovel?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010 4:53pm, #177417

You guys misunderstand.....I killed everyone I know except Mrs. Moooooooooooo. every cow needs an accomplice.

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:49pm, #177416

I can't judge there... I'm counting on a steady diet of ex gf.

ICEMAN - May 23, 2010 4:49pm, #177415

And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L

GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010 4:48pm, #177414

word scars, those are the toughest to heal

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:48pm, #177413

Joking... sorry. Well, you say she's a firecracker... it comes with the territory sometimes.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010 4:45pm, #177412

I meant for myself....I'd never hurt her....physically.

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:44pm, #177411

That's more than just hurt!

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:44pm, #177410

A shovel? You hurt her that bad?!?!?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010 4:43pm, #177409

My temper got away from me again......I always hurt the ones I love...anyone got a shovel?

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:41pm, #177408

Noooooo! Gotta be a laughing cow! What's the matter?

GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010 4:41pm, #177407

why the long face?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010 4:37pm, #177406

Not well.....I'm a sad cow.

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 4:30pm, #177403

How's your Sunday going, moooo?

GreyScorpion - May 23, 2010 4:29pm, #177402

Not Against Shootin' A-Holes?

rerun - May 23, 2010 4:26pm, #177401

New Age Side Arm?

AudioStalker - May 23, 2010 3:45pm, #177396

If it wasn't for Nikola Tesla, You wouldn't be able to use your computer... Or your celular phone... Or your car...

azpete42 - May 23, 2010 12:46pm, #177390

Isn't this the version with Tony Starch?

paulieboy64 - May 23, 2010 12:01pm, #177388

here is the point where snow white drifted :)

agdaniele - May 23, 2010 10:18am, #177385

A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.

thatonechick - May 23, 2010 6:08am, #177380

Hey, here it is.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010 3:47am, #177379

*Elves* and not funny 1L

TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010 3:32am, #177378

in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.

TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010 11:21pm, #177374

i agree with JLBachs!

TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010 11:18pm, #177372

i see her point...

TheGrayFox - May 22, 2010 11:16pm, #177371

i lol'd my a** off

Sean - May 22, 2010 10:52pm, #177370

Hey, that's the way the spit turns, I guess. 5.

Sean - May 22, 2010 10:49pm, #177369

Set phasers on ... sigh.

Sean - May 22, 2010 10:39pm, #177368

I feel guilty about this one. It is actually an unintentional ripoff of an old joke. I don't recall ever hearing that joke, but I am sure I must have at some time. The text came to me too quickly for me to believe that I actually worked it out myself.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010 9:49pm, #177367

Can't even spell Houston right.....

Sean - May 22, 2010 9:48pm, #177366

Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."

Jacob - May 22, 2010 9:47pm, #177365

Houstin we have lift off

Sean - May 22, 2010 9:47pm, #177364

Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010 9:46pm, #177363

It's never too soon.....

Jacob - May 22, 2010 9:46pm, #177362

exacly my point of veiw the stormtroopers would win becaause if think back on it hitler never show up at the front lines of war during WWII, vader on the other handdid show up, hitler just commited suicide like the little chicken **** that he is!

Sean - May 22, 2010 9:43pm, #177360

Too soon.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010 9:38pm, #177357

and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2010 9:15pm, #177355

don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.

Jacob - May 22, 2010 9:11pm, #177353

its called fruit you fat f***

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