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crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 10:26pm, #205673

i was zigzaggin up the street, and stumbled and fell and then caught a little shuteye. there was a snow angel on his lawn later on that afternoon. this all happened thursday. I been mortified to look him in the eye since.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 10:22pm, #205672

Having a high tolerance is only useful when you're a teen girl... hanging around Ice. Otherwise, it's a financial burden. It's fine, I'm sure... as long as you didn't drag your mattress into the neighbor's yard.

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 10:20pm, #205671

i know, i know, i'm a lightweight

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 10:19pm, #205670

rusty nails actually aggy. 4 of them, well 2 doubles, after about a half dozen pints of harp. I don't even remember how i got to my bed.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 10:18pm, #205668

OR.... stop drinking J├Ągermeister.

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 10:15pm, #205665

As long as they don't turn the sprinklers on you I suppose its OK. I wouldn't make a habit of it though. You tend to be a target for stray dogs, if you catch my meaning.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 10:14pm, #205664

Tell them you barely survived the battle with ninjas who were trying to break into their house.

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 10:12pm, #205663

more like one of the donkeys. yes, fully clothed.

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 10:11pm, #205662

He's bringing gifts. He's one of the wise men.

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 10:09pm, #205661

Is that all? The question stands.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 10:09pm, #205660

If they don't like your version of a nativity scene, tell them to buy a better one... because you were sick of looking at nothing.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 10:02pm, #205659

LMAO Ice!

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 10:02pm, #205658

parka, boots, toque, gloves, snowstorm.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 10:02pm, #205657

Unless it's crabgrass, no.

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 10:02pm, #205656

Fully clothed or commando?

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 10:00pm, #205655

i got a question... is it irresponsible for a 30 something year old man to take a drunken nap on his neighbors lawn at 3 in the morning?

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 9:57pm, #205654

Gentle? He don't know Ice well. And if you've priced Guinness and matched my tolerance, you'd call me anything but a cheap date.

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 9:57pm, #205653

not too much Ice, how you been? and don't read too much into that, i use that term pretty loosely. LOL

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 9:55pm, #205652

You always have been a cheap date, Aggy. What's up Cranky. And watch who you're calling a gentleman.

crankyhead - Dec 5, 2010 9:53pm, #205651

good evening gentlemen

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 9:53pm, #205650

Got it now... meh... not my thing. I'm old. My p*** site is the official Guinness merchandise page.

dbeatham - Dec 5, 2010 9:50pm, #205649

Awsume,how many got the reference?

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 9:46pm, #205648

Google it. Moooooooooooooooo prolly spends half his day there.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 9:35pm, #205645

How's it going, ice? Redtube?

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 9:18pm, #205643

There's always Redtube.

ICEMAN - Dec 5, 2010 9:17pm, #205642

Classic. 5 spoon fulls.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 9:09pm, #205640

Wow... I need to find something else to do on a sunday evening.

50cal - Dec 5, 2010 8:52pm, #205637

Another over used ph**o....

50cal - Dec 5, 2010 8:51pm, #205636

Most over used ph**o on the net!

SonOfErebus - Dec 5, 2010 6:52pm, #205634

Yes it is. Amen to that!

Wolfengrad - Dec 5, 2010 6:09pm, #205633

Yeah. I noticed that. The problem was that the create thing decided to not let me make multiple lines so I had to do that for it to let me make a second line. :3

motinet - Dec 5, 2010 3:01pm, #205625

fixed

Sean - Dec 5, 2010 2:13pm, #205624

I think it's good enough for a cat to spell "your" correctly. No need ta grammar-nazi Mr. Figglesworth, eh?

Sean - Dec 5, 2010 2:12pm, #205623

I think it's good enough for a cat to spell "your" correctly. No need ta grammar-nazi Mr. Figglesworth, eh?

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 11:51am, #205620

Yes... in color AND length.

agdaniele - Dec 5, 2010 11:50am, #205619

run-on sentence.

Dean Ascher - Dec 5, 2010 11:17am, #205618

Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
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culos - Dec 5, 2010 8:21am, #205614

Are you claiming you're from this factory???? (go to the forum, look for the sync tool)

Zook - Dec 5, 2010 8:17am, #205612

"you're"

scotpens - Dec 5, 2010 2:12am, #205607

Marvin the Martian made his debut in the Warner Brothers cartoon "Haredevil Hare," which was RELEASED on July 24th, 1948. Warner theatrical cartoons didn't appear on television until years later. Hell, commercial TV broadcasting barely existed in 1948.

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