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coldinjected - Feb 3, 2011 8:57pm, #211582

You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.

coldinjected - Feb 3, 2011 8:53pm, #211580

a*** probing... a perk of the job I guess. Another great one Ice!

DSATHeDRiZZLe - Feb 3, 2011 8:24pm, #211576

Don't forget the cow catcher on the front to clear the pile and a flame thrower on the trunk to clean up the mess you leave...lol

GySgt1811 - Feb 3, 2011 7:21pm, #211575

I gave myself 1L! I originally posted it in "Middle English"..."Whan that Avrille wi his showres soote the droughte of March hath perced to the roote..." It was rejected for spelling! (Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, Prologue. Screw English Lit!) Beer time.

Claire - Feb 3, 2011 6:48pm, #211574

I never thought I would say this, but I'm proud of you for NOT knowing.

agdaniele - Feb 3, 2011 6:39pm, #211573

Throw in a hood-mounted sh**gun triggered by the car horn, and I'll take it!

pzykosiz - Feb 3, 2011 6:01pm, #211570

i start welding some chainsaws to the front of my car. the ultimate zombie killmobile

tellitlikeitis - Feb 3, 2011 5:44pm, #211569

Scary and creepy but good.

- Feb 3, 2011 5:19pm, #211567

Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which a**es to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)

Hawamleh - Feb 3, 2011 3:41pm, #211565

excuse my ignorance.

spacedog - Feb 3, 2011 3:40pm, #211564

Christmas sweater? His granny must be quite the character.

spacedog - Feb 3, 2011 3:29pm, #211562

Ha! Wewy twue. 5L

IllicoPresto - Feb 3, 2011 2:39pm, #211561

Hmmm, i don't get it. Must Google "Motifake" and see where that goes...

ICEMAN - Feb 3, 2011 2:29pm, #211560

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... 5 wings

justsheeri - Feb 3, 2011 9:58am, #211551

Do you really not know that the celeb in this ph**o is Diddy - NOT Kanye West? You may want to change your tag. The picture IS hilarious though!

CaptJosh - Feb 3, 2011 9:20am, #211547

If the French safely do 60+% of their power using nuclear power, surely we can in the US. Especially if liquid thorium reactor dev gets more backing. Such reactors can be made to self-regulate, slowing reaction as they get h**ter.

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 7:57am, #211542

5/5/5/5/5 Funny...

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 7:56am, #211541

5/5/5/5/5 Funny...

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 7:55am, #211540

HEY-OH!!!!!!!!

Jmac0585 - Feb 3, 2011 7:53am, #211539

Me too. Bring on the Zeds... just as soon as I get that missile silo/house bought.

Tivo - Feb 3, 2011 6:08am, #211535

I completely agree

GreyScorpion - Feb 3, 2011 5:27am, #211533

TL:DR 5L

Reality Lord - Feb 3, 2011 3:44am, #211529

culos lives at a** level...and he seems pretty happy.

themansn - Feb 3, 2011 3:24am, #211526

xDD this poster... if I wouldn't be at work, I would rofl at this so much :D

themansn - Feb 3, 2011 2:50am, #211525

one of the best posters I've seen here so far... 5 lions from germany

CaptJosh - Feb 3, 2011 1:34am, #211522

WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*

pzykosiz - Feb 2, 2011 11:11pm, #211520

an egg beater huh?

pzykosiz - Feb 2, 2011 10:57pm, #211517

i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's

FredrickHarmon - Feb 2, 2011 10:54pm, #211516

Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.

Cloudchaser - Feb 2, 2011 9:01pm, #211513

Maybe it's just me, but Guinness Draught tastes like it was brewed with pencil lead. And that "flavor rocket" they put in the bottles instead of the extra in the drink? That's just a marketing gimmick that does nothing more than to make the price go up.

AdmiralAckbar - Feb 2, 2011 8:29pm, #211511

hey, that's my specialty

5150monkeylove - Feb 2, 2011 7:33pm, #211509

Thanks guys. The shelter I work for asked me to show them how to reword it. I did and and they made basically the same thing with horrible spacing and the bright yellow color. they had it printed and set up in my field office.

Anonymous2 - Feb 2, 2011 6:48pm, #211505

Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.

Derek - Feb 2, 2011 6:44pm, #211504

Yep

agdaniele - Feb 2, 2011 6:34pm, #211502

I have a business card holder that my goddaughter's mom had engraved for me... "He'd step over ten n**** women to get to a pint of Guinness" - sadly, it's true. I believe that's the correct quote. And I'm not even irish! I just love the stuff.

Unclebark - Feb 2, 2011 5:33pm, #211498

"willing bodies..." maybe?? Still, I kinda like your serial killer angle.

agdaniele - Feb 2, 2011 5:24pm, #211495

saying "the bodies of n**** women" sounds more like a serial killer than a Guinness lover. But it's nice to be both. You can come back to the... bodies... after tossing back a few six-packs.

rerun - Feb 2, 2011 4:59pm, #211492

I can relate

autumnspirit - Feb 2, 2011 3:58pm, #211490

Just added to faves!

autumnspirit - Feb 2, 2011 3:57pm, #211489

THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!

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