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the1stCOMMI3 - Apr 6, 2011 8:41am, #215856

I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.

Reality Lord - Apr 6, 2011 6:17am, #215855

deliciously evil.

Grim R@per - Apr 6, 2011 5:23am, #215854

There's no such thing as cheap bacon. Just levels of heaven.

RetiredUSNChief - Apr 5, 2011 11:53pm, #215851

Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.

Dimytri - Apr 5, 2011 9:16pm, #215849

Sorry ... sorta a*** when it comes to Shakespeare

Dimytri - Apr 5, 2011 9:15pm, #215848

Fill ... or fill up the wall with our English dead ... and even that is a replacement text for the actual line "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead."

Feasibly - Apr 5, 2011 9:02pm, #215847

Altogether now, spider camel, spider camel.....;)

Wolfe - Apr 5, 2011 6:56pm, #215846

Spider camel, spider camel, does whatever a spider camel can. Does he swing from a web? no he cant...hes a camel, look out, here comes the spider camel. LOL

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 5, 2011 6:16pm, #215845

What the scary rabbit said.

Tarapin - Apr 5, 2011 6:01pm, #215844

For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

rerun - Apr 5, 2011 5:36pm, #215842

go ahead, cheap jerk only buys the crappy bacon.

ICEMAN - Apr 5, 2011 5:34pm, #215841

I'm tellin' your Rabbi.

Reality Lord - Apr 5, 2011 5:33pm, #215839

nice...very!

EmceeParadox - Apr 5, 2011 5:18pm, #215837

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I havent laughed this hard since i saw my father jerkin it over midget p***

rerun - Apr 5, 2011 5:05pm, #215834

the only problem I see is the brand of bacon, that is some nasty stuff

ICEMAN - Apr 5, 2011 5:04pm, #215833

I calls em' as I sees em'. ; )

Zreiser - Apr 5, 2011 4:57pm, #215831

Absolute win!

crankyhead - Apr 5, 2011 4:56pm, #215830

5pectacular

Zreiser - Apr 5, 2011 4:56pm, #215829

Looking through the older stuff, and this really made me chuckle. It's so lame, but I laughed anyway. Actually laughing = 5L

440wakeup - Apr 5, 2011 3:53pm, #215827

or feel it with our english dead!!! oh wait did I miss the point.

440wakeup - Apr 5, 2011 3:51pm, #215826

I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.

440wakeup - Apr 5, 2011 3:51pm, #215825

440wakeup - Apr 5, 2011 3:45pm, #215824

not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.

Airman - Apr 5, 2011 3:43pm, #215823

yes, and Spads

rerun - Apr 5, 2011 3:21pm, #215822

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.

Sean - Apr 5, 2011 2:48pm, #215820

And really? "****load" ... that's the word you went with?

Sean - Apr 5, 2011 2:47pm, #215819

Let my people GOOOO!!!!!

Sean - Apr 5, 2011 2:45pm, #215818

He is a God here in Canada ... just so you know.

Sean - Apr 5, 2011 2:44pm, #215817

They had sopwith camels in Nam?

MPsniper - Apr 5, 2011 2:39pm, #215816

gunner, target, tank.... sabot UP

NotoriousGIL - Apr 5, 2011 1:35pm, #215814

LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.

Airman - Apr 5, 2011 1:15pm, #215813

I wish. Nope, my time was quite awhile ago. How many wars ago was Nam?

Airman - Apr 5, 2011 1:13pm, #215812

yes!

50cal - Apr 5, 2011 12:38pm, #215811

So true.....

steph1 - Apr 5, 2011 11:32am, #215810

what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism

steph1 - Apr 5, 2011 11:24am, #215809

he isn't known in my parts of the world - but he surely has a funny surname

champ99 - Apr 5, 2011 11:10am, #215808

You mean you have never been zapped with so many X-Rays that something has not either fallen off or in this case, down? Lucky you.

the1stCOMMI3 - Apr 5, 2011 10:56am, #215807

So funny, so true! I was traveling on one of those roads in the mtns where there are a few gas stations, and the one gas station I in 50 or so miles charges me 7 bucks.

the1stCOMMI3 - Apr 5, 2011 10:54am, #215806

I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L

the1stCOMMI3 - Apr 5, 2011 10:51am, #215805

So... What does the pant leg have to do with the joke itself?

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