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gas - Apr 22, 2011 6:37am, #217075

Maybe I should have posted it better on motitwist :/

jaundyrose - Apr 22, 2011 3:11am, #217074

I like this website. --------- Auto Sales

Greeny - Apr 22, 2011 3:09am, #217073

Sorry, insider comment... Gunnery Sergeant, Marine enlisted rank E7 is often referred to as 'Gunny' by others who have been in the Corps, which is also affectionately called the 'Suck' for many joyous reasons

Hawamleh - Apr 22, 2011 2:26am, #217072

ah marly, you're new here... I didin't make this poster as an insult, it's just a joke, and here at motifake nothing is sacred. besides if we can't laugh at ourselves then we have no right to laugh about others.

forseti - Apr 22, 2011 1:12am, #217070

awesome!

forseti - Apr 22, 2011 1:11am, #217069

very nice!

alldayfighter - Apr 22, 2011 1:10am, #217068

perfect!

forseti - Apr 22, 2011 1:10am, #217067

You're welcome, Hammy! Did you notice the tremendous ph**oshopped name tag "U.S. HAMMY"?!?

NotoriousGIL - Apr 22, 2011 12:23am, #217066

Hmmm...remarkably like Jan 2008 Motifake: http://www.motifake.com/1211 and about 2000 other places on the internet.

IllicoPresto - Apr 21, 2011 11:20pm, #217065

It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 10:52pm, #217063

... In your court, big fella."

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 10:51pm, #217062

Here's a fun fact Moooooooooooooooooooooo (probably) doesn't want you to know: while attempting to enter the U.S. recently, he was overheard to say: "Not only did I NOT pack my own luggage, Mister, I didn't even dress myself. So. Looks like the ball's

WillH - Apr 21, 2011 10:26pm, #217061

Why so serious? Where's the lulz?

WillH - Apr 21, 2011 10:25pm, #217060

I like the ph**o, but not very funny.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 10:09pm, #217059

For God sakes Mooooooooooooooooooooo, what does the "P" in "PM" stand for AGAIN?!? And don't answer that, even if you can, it's a rhetorical. K?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 21, 2011 9:47pm, #217058

Here's a fun fact that Sean doesn't want you to know, he went to the prom with his cousin....It didn't get really creepy until the Wedding. Also, his last name is Ghadafi.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:36pm, #217057

Fascist!

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:35pm, #217056

And as for manouverability on the high seas ... that carrier can turn on a dime, and chante like there's no tomorrow, provided the right Celine Deon song is blasting out of it's loudspeakers.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:31pm, #217055

Ok I understand the first for words of that seven word sentence.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:29pm, #217054

Here's a fun fact that Mooooooooooooooooooo doesn't want you to know: one on our 13 aircraft carriers is the H.M.S. Waldo, named after the brave Canadian who led Canada to its only gold medal in the 88 Olympics. Her "sport"? Synchronized swimming.

Greeny - Apr 21, 2011 8:28pm, #217053

Gy is for 'Gunny' in the suck

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:22pm, #217052

If I had any class at all I woulda just sent our esteemed colleague a PM. I'm an a**. But NOT a massive douchebag. Ya hear me?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 21, 2011 8:13pm, #217051

I was. You're all banned....for 11 seconds.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 21, 2011 8:11pm, #217050

I think it means "Gunnery"....but there's nothing wrong with that. (or that other thing you were thinking)

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:06pm, #217049

Uhm, Sarge, what does the "Gy" stand for? I'm a confirmed civilian and presumed coward. My country's JAG turned me down way back when, citing something they called "standards." Sheesh.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 8:02pm, #217048

Incidentally, I get all my late breaking news from MotiFake. Thanks for newsflash, EtherealDude!

GySgt1811 - Apr 21, 2011 8:00pm, #217047

And Rule No. 7 was WAY too esoteric. I quess there are only two instrument-rated on the site.

5150monkeylove - Apr 21, 2011 7:47pm, #217046

Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.

marlygirl - Apr 21, 2011 7:39pm, #217045

Hammy, I am disappointed, I gave you 5 L's for this but now I want to retract,

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 7:32pm, #217044

Well I'll be d***ed. Looks like Texas has seceded from the Union.

marlygirl - Apr 21, 2011 7:25pm, #217043

sa-weeet 5L

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 7:23pm, #217042

And boy is Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna be pissed. He was talking aboot land based nuclear reactors , after all.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 7:18pm, #217041

I saw it *wipes tears from eyes* but I musta just blocked it oot. *sniff* And I'll have you know, you big bully, that that Carrier, which I believe is the H.M.S. Rocket Richard, runs on the latest goose dropping technology known to man.

Greeny - Apr 21, 2011 7:17pm, #217040

Evidently Rule No. 6 was about bombing

Greeny - Apr 21, 2011 7:15pm, #217039

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night.

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 7:12pm, #217038

*change "with" to "will" please

Sean - Apr 21, 2011 7:11pm, #217037

Believe it or not, sometimes we here at MotiFake don't precisely mean what we say. And some of us with even say the exact opposite out of something called "jest."

djinnyf - Apr 21, 2011 7:09pm, #217036

For when she gets boring... They complain, they complain... but if you don't make a mess here and there... they won't love you!!! xx

fatelvis - Apr 21, 2011 7:07pm, #217035

The RCAF?

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 21, 2011 6:03pm, #217034

I think you need to work on taking criticism. Ranting at members in Caps is not gonna help your case. Chill out.

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