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Master - Apr 24, 2011 2:04pm, #217231

Why go to college, if Holiday Inn is ever so much faster, and less expensive, too?

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:54pm, #217229

Is Texas really that horrible a place? It looks like it rains there every two or three years. . . Great moustache, though!

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:38pm, #217228

Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:32pm, #217227

"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.

gas - Apr 24, 2011 1:32pm, #217226

haha probably what actually happened xD

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:29pm, #217225

Even GOD cannot make anyone love Ka-Daffy!

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:25pm, #217223

You mean you DIDN'T bring a rock WITH you? Oopsie!

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:19pm, #217222

Seems kitty is unappreciative of the lemon juice he was given! Funny!

marlygirl - Apr 24, 2011 1:13pm, #217221

My momma always used to say: "if you wanted fair, you landed on the wrong planet"

Master - Apr 24, 2011 1:01pm, #217218

This had Me laughing, and speechless.

Master - Apr 24, 2011 12:59pm, #217217

I can't even find the cans! :-( The pride (of five) are on their way!

Reality Lord - Apr 24, 2011 12:31pm, #217216

lol

marlygirl - Apr 24, 2011 12:29pm, #217215

bringin back scary memories...5LOL

marlygirl - Apr 24, 2011 12:28pm, #217214

Love it 5L

TheOne - Apr 24, 2011 12:21pm, #217212

Thank you.

IxLOVExYOU - Apr 24, 2011 12:09pm, #217211

a bit depressed at the moment. perfect 5Ls!!

IxLOVExYOU - Apr 24, 2011 12:05pm, #217210

very nice!

Feasibly - Apr 24, 2011 10:30am, #217208

LOL!

Sean - Apr 24, 2011 10:01am, #217207

No problem. And I get where you're coming from. I have a cousin who's retarded.

Sean - Apr 24, 2011 9:55am, #217206

All my cats know how to operate a can opener. I just wish they would let this can opener sleep in a little later once in a while. Sheesh.

Sean - Apr 24, 2011 9:52am, #217205

This is great.

steph1 - Apr 24, 2011 8:42am, #217202

LOL - after the easter holidays you maybe should go see a shrink - get well soon

steph1 - Apr 24, 2011 8:15am, #217200

thank you RL - it's already up on motitwist

Darlin - Apr 24, 2011 8:05am, #217199

gives me the creeps just looking at it.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 24, 2011 8:00am, #217198

Because it was racist.....there is a clear rule against racism here and none about religion. End of discussion.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 24, 2011 7:50am, #217197

I was informed yesterday that I did not come up with this joke, apparently my dad has been telling it for years.....It must have been some kind of subconscious thing. I apologize for taking credit for it.

crankyhead - Apr 24, 2011 7:06am, #217196

Am5ome!

Reality Lord - Apr 24, 2011 6:23am, #217195

nice 5teph...you're posting this to motitwist as well?

gas - Apr 24, 2011 5:26am, #217194

LOL!

Verdeckt - Apr 24, 2011 4:40am, #217193

Hell yeah.. Go out with a bang and not a wimper

LeightonESmith - Apr 24, 2011 1:30am, #217192

Ah... ok... Sarcasim does not tranlate well across the internet without the sarcastic font I've been lobbying for. ;-p Just as long as you not a member of the fun police I'll take a chill pill and stfu

CaptainBaked - Apr 24, 2011 1:30am, #217191