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house - Jun 20, 2011 4:30pm, #220320

Therefore I am GOD. Only argument is that this theory means everyone and everything is also God.....yes even inlcuding the Timmy's

house - Jun 20, 2011 4:30pm, #220319

Omniscient - all knowing. So God is everywhere. The universe is everywhere. I am a part of the universe. The whole is made up of a sum of its parts (i.e without all parts it is not complete). The universe is not complete if i'm not here.

house - Jun 20, 2011 4:28pm, #220318

Ok here goes - now this is the theory i proposed at uni, to my philosophy lecturer who was an ex anglican miister and he agreed with me. I am God (stay with me here) God is by definitions 3 things Omnipotent - all powerful Omnipresent - everywhere

Calvert - Jun 20, 2011 3:55pm, #220317

I think it is quite appropriate that there are consistent grammar errors in the very motifake that criticizes them. Well done!

fasteddie - Jun 20, 2011 3:34pm, #220315

shouldn't this be in the douche archives?

Derek - Jun 20, 2011 3:13pm, #220314

Sounds like something Airman would say.

Reality Lord - Jun 20, 2011 1:55pm, #220313

god is a cloud. please post this to our sister site motitwist.com....the motivational one.

rnbw00 - Jun 20, 2011 11:53am, #220312

Alimony: The situation where two people make a mistake, and one of them keeps paying for it.

Budog - Jun 20, 2011 11:22am, #220311

LOL, close enough for me...

Budog - Jun 20, 2011 10:49am, #220310

I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.

jfloate - Jun 20, 2011 10:22am, #220309

The new Colombian Wit-Sec!

jfloate - Jun 20, 2011 10:17am, #220308

This is Navy aircraft you dumbass!

FatherTyme - Jun 20, 2011 9:07am, #220306

Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms

Cloudchaser - Jun 20, 2011 7:11am, #220304

She may have confused Devil Horns with the deaf handsign for Love

FatherTyme - Jun 20, 2011 6:29am, #220303

dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire

Verdeckt - Jun 20, 2011 6:13am, #220301

keep 'em coming...

FatherTyme - Jun 20, 2011 5:39am, #220300

Pzykosiz, that's kinda narrow thinking, nobody "forces" anyone into anything. We do have something called "free will?" It allows us to choose what we want to believe, what to say, what believe, whose Motifake's to approve and reject.

dizzie107c - Jun 20, 2011 4:25am, #220298

if it floods, its over

dizzie107c - Jun 20, 2011 4:01am, #220297

so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option

steph1 - Jun 20, 2011 3:58am, #220296

no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand

dizzie107c - Jun 20, 2011 3:52am, #220294

super man retires. he just wears the suit to remember the glory days.

dizzie107c - Jun 20, 2011 3:49am, #220293

they dont, they make excuses

Verdeckt - Jun 20, 2011 3:42am, #220291

*of

dizzie107c - Jun 20, 2011 3:40am, #220290

to funny

Mahomygod - Jun 20, 2011 1:59am, #220289

Sod the emos.. hug me!

Verdeckt - Jun 19, 2011 11:54pm, #220288

That IS the table if contents

Verdeckt - Jun 19, 2011 11:49pm, #220287

I suspect Scientology.

the1stCOMMI3 - Jun 19, 2011 8:30pm, #220286

Is there something i'm missing? what's the punchline???

Sho - Jun 19, 2011 6:17pm, #220284

sounds.....effective, yes

Greeny - Jun 19, 2011 6:15pm, #220283

a cattle prod works

Greeny - Jun 19, 2011 6:13pm, #220282

...even the table of contents is messed up

Demo33 - Jun 19, 2011 5:55pm, #220281

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, give a man a fishing rod and he'll go f***ing mental with it and dry up all the resources, the greedy ****. x

Reality Lord - Jun 19, 2011 5:36pm, #220280

...and all the pages are blank.

tellitlikeitis - Jun 19, 2011 5:18pm, #220278