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whathehell - Aug 16, 2011 11:38am, #223062

my sister was stationed there, she's in the coast gaurd lol.

NumberXIII - Aug 16, 2011 8:23am, #223060

You saw the point... You took the point... You had the point... And... You lost it.

mariand - Aug 16, 2011 4:38am, #223057

cool... 5 real ones for you...lol

mariand - Aug 16, 2011 3:14am, #223056

hahaha... funny

mariand - Aug 16, 2011 3:08am, #223055

LOL... you can't have them all 5L

mariand - Aug 16, 2011 2:36am, #223054

LOL... 5o funny

Raligard - Aug 16, 2011 12:36am, #223053

"That wasn't chicken..."

WTFO - Aug 15, 2011 11:22pm, #223049

Religious theology is too much for me. However, I like the joke (regardless of how old it is). Amn, watch out because after the locusts comes the darkness and the death of the 1st borns. Just saying.

Verdeckt - Aug 15, 2011 11:07pm, #223047

Post to Societies Mirror also

440wakeup - Aug 15, 2011 7:03pm, #223046

I think it was bits and chips of noon fat bacon pressed into strips. I just heard in a old school rap song, went to the store to get some and they laffed and mocked me.

rerun - Aug 15, 2011 6:20pm, #223045

d***, I remember that stuff. Was it even real bacon?

spacedog - Aug 15, 2011 6:02pm, #223044

I've got to (bump,bump) get away...

twill1962 - Aug 15, 2011 6:01pm, #223043

IF that is the serratus anterior, then where are the pectoralis majoris and the rectus abdominis? I really don't think it's all that healthy to be that thin.

440wakeup - Aug 15, 2011 5:10pm, #223042

They got rid of SIZZALEAN too

Sean - Aug 15, 2011 2:48pm, #223040

Stooooopid locusts. Always complicating things. Good point, Airman. Hope all is well with you -- locusts permitting, of course.

Airman - Aug 15, 2011 2:46pm, #223039

what do you expect when Locusts are involved. they complicate things

Sean - Aug 15, 2011 1:40pm, #223038

So you're saying the Bible urges this dude to help himself to your stuff, instead of begging for it? That's some complicated theology in that there good book.

Sean - Aug 15, 2011 1:37pm, #223037

And also an old motifake, only the Christian thief stole a bicycle, if memory serves.

jedimonk - Aug 15, 2011 1:00pm, #223035

acctually the role of that muscle group is to a**ist in rotational motion of the torso, ergo a dancer would produce a well developed serratus. Nevertheless, his lack of body fat does produce the muscular definition so the initial posit is partially true

jimnc - Aug 15, 2011 12:31pm, #223032

If that's the serratus anterior muscle group, then it has been poorly ph**oshoped. They should not be round and pronounced like that.

jedimonk - Aug 15, 2011 12:05pm, #223031

That would be the serratus anterior muscle group.

jimnc - Aug 15, 2011 11:35am, #223030

How can Gatoraid sponsor this?

R.S.Jake - Aug 15, 2011 10:52am, #223029

My German is a bit rusty...but that sounds about right! Das e5 gut! Ja!

champ99 - Aug 15, 2011 9:00am, #223027

*Now

champ99 - Aug 15, 2011 9:00am, #223026

No go make us a 5ammich!

R.S.Jake - Aug 15, 2011 8:30am, #223025

I once asked God for a new car, then I remembered that God doesn't work like that...So I stole a new car and asked God for forgivenes5. I know, old joke, but it's funny! BTW, great poster!

R.S.Jake - Aug 15, 2011 7:22am, #223021

Wow! The fact that this has received so many votes can only mean there are more poor bastages out there than I thought! :) Thanks guys! Stay stong!

Azzameen85 - Aug 15, 2011 6:46am, #223020

He could do the Batman song and dance...

Verdeckt - Aug 15, 2011 6:11am, #223019

Stay on target...

Kspace - Aug 15, 2011 6:00am, #223018

I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...

MetalliTool - Aug 15, 2011 5:04am, #223017

lol, good luck talking ur way out of that ticket!!

caveman - Aug 15, 2011 5:00am, #223016

no, that's just my reflection in the mirror

Verdeckt - Aug 15, 2011 4:58am, #223015

Woah.. I say WOAH! Nothing like a visible police presence

Verdeckt - Aug 15, 2011 4:55am, #223014

Don't look now but there's an angry looking 5hort ape behind you.

Verdeckt - Aug 15, 2011 3:03am, #223011

I've heard it's especially hard when you get over enthusiastic new guys.. oh wait.

Cloudchaser - Aug 14, 2011 10:39pm, #223010

The world's smartest man of out modern era got caught cheating on his wife. And yet to this day, guys still think they can get away with cheating on their women even though a man smarter than them couldn't.

Cloudchaser - Aug 14, 2011 10:36pm, #223009

Also makes fishing easier

WTFO - Aug 14, 2011 10:27pm, #223008

Cloud, that's deep. Thanks, rerun. Sean, in case you forgot, I'm agnostic. However, I do remember the bible saying something to the effect that God helps those who help themselves.

TwistedNinjaPirate - Aug 14, 2011 8:47pm, #223007

Ultimate cuteness!

FatherTyme - Aug 14, 2011 8:07pm, #223006

*weeps silently to self* beautifully said MP, dare I say, poetic? Almost, haiku-like

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