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WestTexRedneck - Aug 31, 2011 9:37am, #223751

drink a lil whiskey, it'll make the brain forget all about that memory issue...

WestTexRedneck - Aug 31, 2011 9:28am, #223750

maybe she just needs a hug...

WestTexRedneck - Aug 31, 2011 9:26am, #223749

so what was the question?

WestTexRedneck - Aug 31, 2011 9:24am, #223748

why yes, Yes I am the one....

Justflipit - Aug 31, 2011 8:48am, #223746

*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly

Justflipit - Aug 31, 2011 8:33am, #223745

5 Lolz

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 31, 2011 5:39am, #223741

Automatic approval rating of 5L

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 31, 2011 5:35am, #223740

They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 31, 2011 5:26am, #223739

Yeah, until what your doing attracts the attention of everyone you work with, while they watch you surfing Motifake and then become registered members... Making Motifake the stuff needing done! True story

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 31, 2011 4:26am, #223738

You should see what He-Man does with the Web Cam!

ragingcow - Aug 31, 2011 4:22am, #223736

He should've typed up up, down down, left right, left right, b a.

ragingcow - Aug 31, 2011 4:08am, #223735

Wow...a Charisma Score Minus 1. DM must hate ya.

Bolverk37782 - Aug 31, 2011 4:07am, #223734

Try here http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=32+oz+cups&_sacat=0&_odkw=32+Oz+cups&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313 32oz the largest unless you want to go for a Bubba Keg which have a 72 oz cup.

Bolverk37782 - Aug 31, 2011 3:50am, #223732

only after F***ing Walmart has killed off other local suppliers.

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 31, 2011 2:51am, #223731

A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!

440wakeup - Aug 31, 2011 2:33am, #223730

I love user comments on articles, if I were to do a motifake for every one that had me rolling on the ground....Yes this was an actual quote from a hurricane victim.

440wakeup - Aug 31, 2011 2:31am, #223729

yeagh I stole it from the libyan the rebels we arm today....., I read the article the marine was okay, of course he was being saved bny the army...again.

MaxxFordham - Aug 30, 2011 11:57pm, #223725

Oops, that was supposed to go as a main posting, rather than a sub. Sorry about that.

MaxxFordham - Aug 30, 2011 11:56pm, #223724

Now how do I get the guy who made that picture to edit the errant apostrophe out of the caption?

the1stCOMMI3 - Aug 30, 2011 10:36pm, #223723

You never hear such beautiful words like these from anybody. ANYBODY.

the1stCOMMI3 - Aug 30, 2011 10:34pm, #223722

What is that, a big mac box???

Derek - Aug 30, 2011 8:48pm, #223721

I've been transported to the Tate Modern

Verdeckt - Aug 30, 2011 7:57pm, #223719

Am5ome... Fav'd

Verdeckt - Aug 30, 2011 7:56pm, #223718

I thought only dog5 played poker

the1stCOMMI3 - Aug 30, 2011 7:24pm, #223717

Ya know, after staring at it for 30 secs and looking away, it kina looks as if Jesus is pointing at you. 5L and fav'd

ICEMAN - Aug 30, 2011 6:47pm, #223715

Got any 5's? Go fish.

ICEMAN - Aug 30, 2011 5:15pm, #223713

Jealousy gets you nowhere Bub. She was flat anyway.

spacedog - Aug 30, 2011 3:39pm, #223712

Very nice.

Anima - Aug 30, 2011 3:38pm, #223711

Wasn't this on a bumper sticker?

Verdeckt - Aug 30, 2011 2:31pm, #223710

OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs

culos - Aug 30, 2011 12:32pm, #223709

Looking at the votes only 1 out of 9 people is a cat lover LOL

thejkaz - Aug 30, 2011 12:01pm, #223708

This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family

motifayk - Aug 30, 2011 10:07am, #223707

I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL

smalltownguy - Aug 30, 2011 8:57am, #223706

Sigh. Youth is wasted on the young.

CloudchaserS - Aug 30, 2011 7:24am, #223705

Yep, that it does :-)

CloudchaserS - Aug 30, 2011 7:20am, #223704

"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.

CloudchaserS - Aug 30, 2011 7:18am, #223703

10. Signed, the dog

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 30, 2011 7:16am, #223702

Regular clowns are unnerving, Adam the Clown looks like one of my mothers body doubles with her dress sense and kitchen utensils... Same hair dye to boot

ArturiusMaxwell - Aug 30, 2011 7:10am, #223701

Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!

culos - Aug 30, 2011 5:55am, #223700

Wunderbar! Reminds me of my ex!

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