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xbrittanyx14 - Oct 5, 2011 4:25pm, #224768

The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.

Nissta - Oct 5, 2011 4:01pm, #224767

Me and my pals didn't call it TOMBSTONEING, I think it went along the line YOU'RE F N NUTTER!!! thats what they called me anyway.

Nissta - Oct 5, 2011 3:59pm, #224766

I jump off a 30-40 ft cliff into 8 ft of river, this was the day after I'd fell off a 15 ft cliff backwards and bounced from my right shoulder 6 ft. Maybe there is a reason why my back has been sore for 25 yrs but I don't know what's caused it.....

Verdeckt - Oct 5, 2011 3:47pm, #224765

Yes... I'm aware that episode was about the Navy - yvan eht nioJ

gas - Oct 5, 2011 3:38pm, #224764

and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on

Verdeckt - Oct 5, 2011 2:55pm, #224763

It's the best way to get peas.. Simpsons FTW

gas - Oct 5, 2011 11:02am, #224762

lol

Sean - Oct 5, 2011 10:48am, #224761

And given the timing of that revelation, People are also Soylent Green.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Oct 5, 2011 10:19am, #224760

I've always found that hope, even unfounded hope serves to keep people calm while us sensible people steal their rations.

CloudchaserS - Oct 5, 2011 8:35am, #224759

I have heard it said that it is wrong to give people hope when there is no hope. For example, reassuring people that they can survive a nuke from the CCCP when in fact they can't. Or that the nazi's won't invade when they certainly will

jrwaddy - Oct 5, 2011 7:08am, #224758

I don't think it gets a 5 because what would the ChairForce need a knife for.

mariand - Oct 5, 2011 6:46am, #224757

nice

mariand - Oct 5, 2011 6:44am, #224756

right

Reality Lord - Oct 5, 2011 5:26am, #224754

the divorce lawyers will be wanting half of that tear.

Reality Lord - Oct 5, 2011 5:23am, #224753

dear liquid....you just got a fan. favv'd dude. i'm hoping we get more (more)

Reality Lord - Oct 5, 2011 5:22am, #224752

alan parsons....man that dude could write....lolz.

TWOEDGE - Oct 5, 2011 5:03am, #224751

ha ha good one. I didnt see that.

Pinakolata - Oct 5, 2011 3:02am, #224750

Much like tachyons are stuck faster than light.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Oct 5, 2011 12:22am, #224749

I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?

ZETTABYTER - Oct 4, 2011 10:10pm, #224748

Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe

rnbw00 - Oct 4, 2011 4:42pm, #224747

But do you think it will make things better for you? Or for those who knew you?

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 4:35pm, #224746

it's a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, and how did we NOT win the vietnam war?

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 4:33pm, #224745

...and drift away

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 4:24pm, #224743

amateurs

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 4:23pm, #224742

Remember: the Ark was built by ameteurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 4:19pm, #224741

even that black guy is like 'pull yo dam pans up craka'

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 3:52pm, #224739

I do believe that is a big-a$$ Mexican sewer rat.

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 3:41pm, #224737

you're better of fputting a orange cap on the end of the rifle and using it to peep at the n**e beach.

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 3:39pm, #224736

"Hey guys, watch this!"

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 3:37pm, #224735

serprize butsekz

boinger - Oct 4, 2011 3:36pm, #224734

from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Oct 4, 2011 2:56pm, #224733

Very nice. 5L

spanko1 - Oct 4, 2011 12:02pm, #224732

Soylent Green is People!!!

Azzameen85 - Oct 4, 2011 8:30am, #224730

Michael Rasmussen. Known as the "chicken" in his home country.

spanko1 - Oct 4, 2011 7:46am, #224729

Yes Port Huron is in Michigan

mariand - Oct 4, 2011 6:42am, #224728

lol...cool

440wakeup - Oct 4, 2011 1:27am, #224726

been done b4 but with strip clubs

mariand - Oct 3, 2011 11:41pm, #224725

nice one

Feasibly - Oct 3, 2011 8:27pm, #224724

Can you say......loafers?

eurekaaaaa - Oct 3, 2011 7:56am, #224717

That is de-demotivational.

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