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the1stCOMMI3 - Oct 28, 2011 7:29pm, #225420

Is semi-funny. ...ish

the1stCOMMI3 - Oct 28, 2011 7:27pm, #225419

Sorry, the smart phone decided to go all dumbass on me. I meant to vote a 5. Wish I could change it, but I can't, so yeah. Still funny though.

conundrum - Oct 28, 2011 4:26pm, #225418

Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.

Verdeckt - Oct 28, 2011 4:19pm, #225417

This is meant as a joke, right?

GySgt1811a - Oct 28, 2011 3:12pm, #225416

Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)

maoworks2 - Oct 28, 2011 7:37am, #225415

I'll Drink too that

CloudchaserS - Oct 28, 2011 6:49am, #225414

Reminds me of celebs showing up at their own look-alike contests and placing 2nd, 3rd or not even at all.

mariand - Oct 28, 2011 1:05am, #225413

just great

Ivunttosuckurblood - Oct 28, 2011 12:20am, #225412

Wow. Your staring in the face of death and you say "Dude, have a tic-tac"

rondollins1 - Oct 27, 2011 11:56pm, #225411

A true marriage doesn't begin with anxiety...

house - Oct 27, 2011 11:06pm, #225409

all too true !!!

the1stCOMMI3 - Oct 27, 2011 9:05pm, #225408

I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 8:00pm, #225406

Back in MY day (Hee, Hee) it was traditional (Read required) that no one could be Commandant or Sergeant Major of the Corps UNLESS you had an Eagle, Globe & Anchor tattoo proudly displayed. (Where's David M. Shoup when you need him?)

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 7:46pm, #225405

Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!

Donkasaurus - Oct 27, 2011 5:36pm, #225403

This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.

Donkasaurus - Oct 27, 2011 5:13pm, #225400

Sgt...the difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos - is the people with tattoos don't care if you don't have tattoos... :)

Airman - Oct 27, 2011 4:11pm, #225398

my guess would be not many.. I don't think the name Jimmy Durante registers much anymore.. or Vaudeville

UlyssesArt - Oct 27, 2011 4:08pm, #225397

lol very good

rnbw00 - Oct 27, 2011 4:06pm, #225396

I wonder how many people understand that anymore?

yee357 - Oct 27, 2011 3:42pm, #225395

yep yep! "I like IKE!"- maoworks2

yee357 - Oct 27, 2011 3:41pm, #225394

"dont be g** gimmie nuculer secrets..." lol, Stalin got left out and Tojo got bombed. What do you think Ike? "Amsome!" Can I use this next time I have to explain WWII to my sis? Seriously, it make it a whole lot easier to understand...

yee357 - Oct 27, 2011 3:35pm, #225393

Have you ever seen someone on E while you're sober? Not exactly loving and fun... I was branded as a reluctant kidnapper while by (then) girlfriend was having a panic attack! And btw you spelled it wrong. It's ECSTASY...

maoworks2 - Oct 27, 2011 3:32pm, #225392

I just run out and it's only 6:30 bummer

TwistedNinjaPirate - Oct 27, 2011 3:31pm, #225391

Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips

yee357 - Oct 27, 2011 3:29pm, #225390

Yeah! Rock on! Whoever said old guys can't rock obviously never met this guy. When he started doing lines, however, I had to say "no" to him... Wait, what does this guy do again? I only remember him from that crazy party... lol

yee357 - Oct 27, 2011 3:25pm, #225389

And crazy comments and ideals like that are why he rocks hard and kicks a**... Rock on! And look at it this way: at least he isn't a marriage counselor...

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 3:01pm, #225386

It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 2:57pm, #225385

Whatever was the Commandant thinking? (Doesn't he have other things on his mind to worry about?) And why didn't the Sargent Major in the next office over Jap-slap him straight? I guess I'm just too old breed...I never thought that that would happen.

OMG377 - Oct 27, 2011 2:50pm, #225383

this is the same guy who advised one of his callers that he she DIVORCE his wife as she was DYING due to complications from alzhiemers, as she was "basically dead anyways".

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 2:43pm, #225382

What was my wife doing in Kansas?

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 2:39pm, #225381

I admit it. It took me awhile. (It's why I can't get long-term care insurance.)

GySgt1811a - Oct 27, 2011 2:34pm, #225380

"...so stick 'em up, Joe."

Verdeckt - Oct 27, 2011 1:05pm, #225378

You should also upload this to Wherethepunis.com

doc351 - Oct 27, 2011 12:03pm, #225377

And semper fi devil dog.

doc351 - Oct 27, 2011 11:45am, #225376

As someone who stands side by side with marines and have helped so many of them this picture of most of these comments make me sick. Grow a spine, grow up, and move out of mommy and daddies house and do something with your life.

Jalozyin - Oct 27, 2011 10:35am, #225375

Or a screensh** from Sarah "I can see Russia from my backyard" Palin's show.

Verdeckt - Oct 27, 2011 2:02am, #225374

If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat ****.

CloudchaserS - Oct 26, 2011 11:06pm, #225372

THPPTH!

CloudchaserS - Oct 26, 2011 11:02pm, #225371

A screensh** from half the programs on TruTV would also work. Lizard Lick Towing, South Beach Tow, Black Gold, Ma's Roadhouse, All Worked Up, etc.

mariand - Oct 26, 2011 5:21pm, #225369

LOL...how smart you have to be?...JOHNNY

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