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thecrotchetyoldcynic - Dec 14, 2011 1:56pm, #226620

I always like a Star Wars referrence.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 1:14pm, #226619

In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 1:09pm, #226618

What's being written seems much less politically correct. >.>

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:58pm, #226617

Well, more the Second in a literal sense, but the First is violated every time you pray to a guy who TOLD you to pray to his father.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:56pm, #226616

First Commandment in action.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:53pm, #226615

I defy you to roll out of bed in the morning when the alarm rings, and not be immediately alert!

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:48pm, #226614

That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:30pm, #226612

Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:26pm, #226611

Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:23pm, #226610

Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:15pm, #226608

writing this one down...

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:04pm, #226607

"In Soviet Russia, Mothership flies you!"

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 12:03pm, #226606

It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 11:41am, #226605

Sign over your legal rights for a chance to have your future decided by a TV personality impersonating a judge for publicity. Nice lace on the collar of your fake robes, MISS Judy.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 11:36am, #226604

You could also argue that stupidity is stealing $500 worth of tires (I'm guessing) and leaving a $200k car behind.

TheSanityInspector - Dec 14, 2011 11:26am, #226601

That's actually quite beautiful.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 11:16am, #226600

Almost a poetic structure, like a haiku... if there's a 5,5,6,7 syllable varient.

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 11:03am, #226599

....The hell does that even mean? O.o

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 10:59am, #226598

AHAHAHA! You fool! The choice itself is a failure! ^_-

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 10:58am, #226597

True enough. Hand a bum a 20, or run a company that can employ 2000 of them?

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 10:50am, #226595

Man, that blue-eyed side is some scary ****!

Hinoron - Dec 14, 2011 10:49am, #226594

You inability to draw a peace sign straight TOTALLY gives the impression you competently understand how it works... No really! :P

forseti - Dec 13, 2011 9:57pm, #226593

awesome, mr. melon!!

Reality Lord - Dec 13, 2011 9:32pm, #226592

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.

Reality Lord - Dec 13, 2011 8:28pm, #226590

most highly enjoyed :)

LiquidAngel - Dec 13, 2011 7:51pm, #226588

very nice. made my day. 5L.

tellitlikeitis - Dec 13, 2011 7:04pm, #226587

Sad times for sure.

TheSanityInspector - Dec 13, 2011 6:16pm, #226586

Too bad they've got no work ethic.

Budog - Dec 13, 2011 5:48pm, #226585

It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...

Sho - Dec 13, 2011 5:37pm, #226584

Lmfao

falloutghoul - Dec 13, 2011 5:29pm, #226583

I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.

gas - Dec 13, 2011 4:01pm, #226581

ask and you shall receive

timbosai - Dec 13, 2011 3:56pm, #226580

this one is awesome

MPsniper - Dec 13, 2011 3:24pm, #226579

and 10 minutes after the door slams shut, the murders will begin all over again. btw....if anyone really thinks ALL the boots on the ground are really leaving they are naive. we will always have guns on the ground there in one form or another.

Reality Lord - Dec 13, 2011 2:46pm, #226578