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BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 7:43pm, #228987

GaryO, m5n or machine (gun) ? :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 6:51pm, #228986

gee that's a good one daddy. If we behave can we have w55d and h55kers too ? :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 6:17pm, #228985

define superi5r :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 6:13pm, #228984

look what it did to Elton John, and for no reason whatso5ver :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 6:08pm, #228983

lol We shall fight on the beaches... :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 5:24pm, #228982

keep it 5p rick :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 5:22pm, #228981

I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)

rodangol - Feb 5, 2012 5:15pm, #228980

is that a quote? the wording is annoying me

Verdeckt - Feb 5, 2012 5:14pm, #228979

Stop.. Wait.. Comeback. Isn't that my ball?

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 4:49pm, #228978

you gotta love a man who posts on dog sh*t and then pulls a paraprosdokian on your a*s :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 4:42pm, #228977

and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 4:15pm, #228975

overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 4:09pm, #228974

but hey, one man one vote, right ? :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 4:08pm, #228973

a good cigar, local pr*stitutes and a lot of whatever they drink works well on home sickness too :)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 4:05pm, #228972

shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)

lgvernon - Feb 5, 2012 3:59pm, #228971

LOL~~Yes, I remember the joke!

ICEMAN - Feb 5, 2012 3:57pm, #228970

I prefer the term "Comfortably Numb" 5 poodles

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 3:52pm, #228969

you don't know that joke ? That guy enters say a steakhouse, and asks for the ugliest waitress, the worst type of food, h** beer, all the worst they got. When the owner asks why he answers : 'I'm travelling on business and I got homesick'. Got it ? :)

lgvernon - Feb 5, 2012 3:47pm, #228968

THAT guy would be fictitious. How could he possibly be homesick?

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 3:45pm, #228967

in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 3:43pm, #228966

if you add 'no s*x' that would be the perfect place to eat for the married guy who gets h5mesick while away on business :)

caveman - Feb 5, 2012 3:29pm, #228965

Well V, i'm just gonna take my ball and go home...

lgvernon - Feb 5, 2012 3:26pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks

BeNiceToMe - Feb 5, 2012 3:25pm, #228963

the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)

rerun - Feb 5, 2012 3:05pm, #228962

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her

rerun - Feb 5, 2012 3:04pm, #228961

pretty sad that this is a true statement

rerun - Feb 5, 2012 3:02pm, #228960

very nice

rerun - Feb 5, 2012 3:00pm, #228959

excellent, post to moti twist as well

Greeny - Feb 5, 2012 2:58pm, #228957

I'll shave next time...

rerun - Feb 5, 2012 2:58pm, #228956

My mom would be so proud, I'm a Dr.

GaryO - Feb 5, 2012 2:50pm, #228954

HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic

gas - Feb 5, 2012 2:48pm, #228953

well, they're for sure more easily ph**oshopable avatars than greeny's & mine xD

GaryO - Feb 5, 2012 2:46pm, #228952

N-I-I-I-I-I-C-E

Verdeckt - Feb 5, 2012 2:39pm, #228951

So full of win... See Caveman, it's not THAT hard :P

Sho - Feb 5, 2012 2:27pm, #228950

Verdeckt - Feb 5, 2012 2:10pm, #228949

You should upload to Dig My Dog site

Verdeckt - Feb 5, 2012 2:06pm, #228948

Upload to Dig My Dog site

Rick69 - Feb 5, 2012 2:05pm, #228947

Ha ha, this is hilariou5! Besides, I love the fact my ranking is between GaryO's mother and Satan... :D

gas - Feb 5, 2012 1:26pm, #228944

still with Gary you've nailed it! anyway, 5 from me, because it's funny (and what's more important, I am included :p)

WTFO - Feb 5, 2012 11:43am, #228943

Wow. Now that's an old joke Cloud.

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