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Budog - Apr 24, 2012 1:39am, #233745

LMAO

ughomer - Apr 23, 2012 9:03pm, #233743

Funny as I'll get out!

ughomer - Apr 23, 2012 8:59pm, #233741

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes. Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes. I simply remember my favorite things, like flying on Airman's magestical wings.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 23, 2012 8:50pm, #233740

I told you that Bestiality was Illegal!

lgvernon - Apr 23, 2012 8:33pm, #233739

Your bail money is...in my other purse. 5LLLLLs

SteveFurlong - Apr 23, 2012 7:17pm, #233736

Very true and very demotivational. And very well phrased. If I could give this 6L I would, but you'll have to settle for 5.

SteveFurlong - Apr 23, 2012 7:14pm, #233735

OMG, that was unexpected and funny.

ughomer - Apr 23, 2012 6:36pm, #233734

Reminds me of Phil Donohue, Bassman.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 23, 2012 5:39pm, #233732

Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 23, 2012 5:28pm, #233731

That’s hilarious!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Apr 23, 2012 5:26pm, #233730

The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - Apr 23, 2012 3:57pm, #233728

No you shouldn't.

Kavlin - Apr 23, 2012 3:30pm, #233726

You can get rid of all of that with just a simple divorce.

spypengen - Apr 23, 2012 3:09pm, #233725

you should post this on the chezzeburger network

OmegaReaper - Apr 23, 2012 2:00pm, #233724

I belive that it will leave a scar xD

OmegaReaper - Apr 23, 2012 1:59pm, #233723

I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L

OmegaReaper - Apr 23, 2012 1:55pm, #233722

One liners so blondes could understad that the joke is about them. xD

OmegaReaper - Apr 23, 2012 1:46pm, #233721

Its d*** true... atleast in school xD 5L

OmegaReaper - Apr 23, 2012 1:42pm, #233720

And one lover short.

OmegaReaper - Apr 23, 2012 1:29pm, #233718

Soo.... what are you in custody for and how did you manage to escape :P 5L

Airman - Apr 23, 2012 12:43pm, #233712

Amsome.. well done

Rick69 - Apr 23, 2012 12:27pm, #233710

*Insert much humble gratitude here*... :)

Airman - Apr 23, 2012 11:27am, #233709

sounds like steam escaping

Greeny - Apr 23, 2012 11:26am, #233708

sssssssSS5!

Kurosenjo - Apr 23, 2012 10:56am, #233707

You're welcome

lgvernon - Apr 23, 2012 7:17am, #233705

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.

Budog - Apr 22, 2012 9:27pm, #233700

The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L

Sho - Apr 22, 2012 7:09pm, #233699