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fan4camping - May 26, 2012 5:48am, #235182

Nah, the natural habitat is on the Dealer's lot. Most people can't afford to own one of these. As for the scene depicted, it is more the result of when the wealthy man's son takes it for a spin without permission.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:43am, #235181

*Lots and lots of bacon* would've fit in better in my opinion...

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:40am, #235180

Brilliant... Instant 5L

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:38am, #235179

The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:35am, #235178

You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:29am, #235177

A bit more thought and you might have gotten a good rhyme to go with the theme of "Mirror Mirror on the wall". Also comes quite close to #139567. Nice try though... 3L

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:25am, #235175

Most people struggle setting up a DVD player. If I'm gonna bet on any person solving a Rubik's Cube, it'd be a super-genius.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:18am, #235174

Intelligence - Various fields and many routes. Some people, although ludicrously intelligent, simply struggle with logic and real world ways. You say they would... perhaps not so much.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:01am, #235173

Nope. Still don't get it. Guess we're too diverse ;)

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 4:10am, #235170

Diversity of cultures soon gathers multiple languages, thus... language barrier is set up. Hope that helps.

Laevian - May 26, 2012 3:27am, #235168

If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:21am, #235167

See? I can't even type 'universe' correctly. Hardly the actions of a child of God.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:20am, #235166

If we were all created by the most powerful being in the univerese, then why don't I have superpowers? I feel that I should have superpowers...

Laevian - May 26, 2012 3:19am, #235165

Extreme sports.... if at first you don't succeed goodbye second chance.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:17am, #235164

Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:07am, #235163

I was never into Pink Floyd. I'm just weird that way, I guess.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:05am, #235162

Maybe so, but if they'd had the chance to have a go they'd have owned that ****.

concern3 - May 26, 2012 2:00am, #235161

clever and very funny worth 5 turkeys

Laevian - May 26, 2012 12:57am, #235158

so i have to follow the fictive guy in the sky in a certain fictive way so that i make it to a fictive place after i die. good to know, i'm starting today.

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 12:52am, #235157

Oops, Oh = On

Laevian - May 25, 2012 11:21pm, #235156

I wish he could run like that. When your bike hits the ground before the landing s*** gets serious

Laevian - May 25, 2012 11:19pm, #235155

unbelievable ! 4L for the caption

MissPriss - May 25, 2012 10:03pm, #235154

Thanks Slick!

CloudchaserS - May 25, 2012 9:27pm, #235153

Oh The Turning Away by Pink Floyd goes well with this

CloudchaserS - May 25, 2012 9:26pm, #235152

Same goes for Young Earth Creationism

CloudchaserS - May 25, 2012 9:22pm, #235151

Fun fact. Despite being some of the smartest men the world has ever known, Einstein, Tesla and Newton never did solve a Rubix Cube

Chrysophase2003 - May 25, 2012 8:15pm, #235150

I would've gone with "last call".

Iconoclast - May 25, 2012 7:08pm, #235149

Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.

omario6286 - May 25, 2012 6:30pm, #235148

that aint funny what the heck would u say if some one talked about blowing some sh*t that is sacred to ur religion

pickleviper - May 25, 2012 6:07pm, #235147

I don't know how is happened. I only saw it after it was approved, but I can't delete the poster. I wanna just pick another picture (untagged) and do it again.

TheSanityInspector - May 25, 2012 6:05pm, #235146

5L, BTW

TheSanityInspector - May 25, 2012 6:04pm, #235145

How'd the tagged ph**o get through?

pickleviper - May 25, 2012 5:44pm, #235144

This is a slightly different wording of 'The Knock' by Fredric Brown. Had forgotten all about it. Thanks for the reminder of its existence.

rerun - May 25, 2012 5:23pm, #235143

perfect for here, without the last line it is perfect for motitwist. 5L from me either way

pickleviper - May 25, 2012 5:20pm, #235142

Ack, you villain! It has now become my life's goal to test this somehow.

Bull - May 25, 2012 5:15pm, #235141

The last line was the whole point.

SteveFurlong - May 25, 2012 5:09pm, #235140

They say that if you drip a few drops of whiskey on a scorpion it will go berserk and sting itself to death. I've never had whiskey and a scorpion at the same time to test it.

SteveFurlong - May 25, 2012 5:07pm, #235139

3L. Would have been 5 without that last line.

pickleviper - May 25, 2012 4:09pm, #235138

I still limp on cold days.

blackboa7 - May 25, 2012 4:07pm, #235137

Ahhh stray lego :(

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