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pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:59am, #235199

I'll bear that in mind for the sequel.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:57am, #235198

The human race can sleep soundly knowing that.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:55am, #235197

Kind of. But when you're done blowing chunks after trying sashimi you're not left with a huge bank balance and a mansion in Beverly Hills.

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:54am, #235196

If they do, I have the skills to fight back. I spent hours playing Space Invaders (Atari 2600) when I was a pup

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:51am, #235195

A ph**o of racial and or homophobic bigots would have also worked

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:50am, #235194

Captured my rare stoned/wtf face... congrats young one...

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:50am, #235193

Some want it, get it then decide they don't like it after all. Kinda like wanting to try a food that looks tasty, but when actually tried, isn't tasty.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:45am, #235192

To be honest, watching someone eat so much so fast puts me off food for a week.

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:42am, #235191

"Competitive eating isn't a sport! It's one of the seven deadly sins!" Bill Mahr

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:42am, #235190

Overruled.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:38am, #235189

Noted. Muchas gracias.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:34am, #235188

Ps, 5L for the truism.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:33am, #235187

2 tips: 1) Make sure Capslock is off. 2) space out the lines, try not to cram everything into one line, it makes a better statement to space them out. Check out "Tips on making a good Motivational" in the forums, might give you a few ideas.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:16am, #235186

Pleasure. Drop by the forums, meet up, introduce yourself and get a few tips on creating MotiFake posters that will last a lifetime

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:15am, #235185

I understand the words but that comment makes no sense.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:55am, #235184

Thanks for the feedback, Mord. I'm new to this and am still finding my feet.

Greeny - May 26, 2012 5:55am, #235183

Too late & one would rarely feel threatened by oneself

fan4camping - May 26, 2012 5:48am, #235182

Nah, the natural habitat is on the Dealer's lot. Most people can't afford to own one of these. As for the scene depicted, it is more the result of when the wealthy man's son takes it for a spin without permission.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:43am, #235181

*Lots and lots of bacon* would've fit in better in my opinion...

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:40am, #235180

Brilliant... Instant 5L

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:38am, #235179

The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:35am, #235178

You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:29am, #235177

A bit more thought and you might have gotten a good rhyme to go with the theme of "Mirror Mirror on the wall". Also comes quite close to #139567. Nice try though... 3L

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:25am, #235175

Most people struggle setting up a DVD player. If I'm gonna bet on any person solving a Rubik's Cube, it'd be a super-genius.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:18am, #235174

Intelligence - Various fields and many routes. Some people, although ludicrously intelligent, simply struggle with logic and real world ways. You say they would... perhaps not so much.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:01am, #235173

Nope. Still don't get it. Guess we're too diverse ;)

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 4:10am, #235170

Diversity of cultures soon gathers multiple languages, thus... language barrier is set up. Hope that helps.

Laevian - May 26, 2012 3:27am, #235168

If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:21am, #235167

See? I can't even type 'universe' correctly. Hardly the actions of a child of God.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:20am, #235166

If we were all created by the most powerful being in the univerese, then why don't I have superpowers? I feel that I should have superpowers...

Laevian - May 26, 2012 3:19am, #235165

Extreme sports.... if at first you don't succeed goodbye second chance.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:17am, #235164

Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:07am, #235163

I was never into Pink Floyd. I'm just weird that way, I guess.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:05am, #235162

Maybe so, but if they'd had the chance to have a go they'd have owned that ****.

concern3 - May 26, 2012 2:00am, #235161

clever and very funny worth 5 turkeys

Laevian - May 26, 2012 12:57am, #235158

so i have to follow the fictive guy in the sky in a certain fictive way so that i make it to a fictive place after i die. good to know, i'm starting today.

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 12:52am, #235157

Oops, Oh = On

Laevian - May 25, 2012 11:21pm, #235156

I wish he could run like that. When your bike hits the ground before the landing s*** gets serious

Laevian - May 25, 2012 11:19pm, #235155

unbelievable ! 4L for the caption

MissPriss - May 25, 2012 10:03pm, #235154

Thanks Slick!

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