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lgvernon - May 26, 2012 7:02pm, #235218

I always wondered what happened tgo the Weinermobile!~

Reality Lord - May 26, 2012 6:49pm, #235217

this man was a military genious if i reme4mber right. back in 1991 he brough american forces within 100 miles of bagdad with mimimal casualties...and was told to turn around. there wouldn't be a mess now if he played deaf then.

Reality Lord - May 26, 2012 6:48pm, #235216

lolz

Kyronic - May 26, 2012 5:51pm, #235215

Watch "The Pursuit of Happyness". Or does the book explain it too?

Kyronic - May 26, 2012 5:48pm, #235214

Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?

gas - May 26, 2012 4:36pm, #235213

nah, the5e 5ubliminal thing5 never work.. oh wait..

Ism - May 26, 2012 4:21pm, #235212

wow... i got my 1st Hater and its M0rd3kal... why is it that the abused always wants to please their abuser..?

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 4:07pm, #235211

You have pictures of me that exceed the line that I have... thus... You work for the police... I will deny EVERYTHING...

Rick69 - May 26, 2012 3:41pm, #235210

Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 3:36pm, #235209

Dear Blog: Today I fought a stray dog for some discarded jerky. I lost a pinkie. Then the aliens disguised as cops came round again and asked me more questions. Oops, gotta go; battery's nearly dead. Love Homeless 5teve ***.

TheOne - May 26, 2012 1:08pm, #235207

Thanks for the name, I just new the quote and not the exact way it was saying though and yes this is his quote.

Hawamleh - May 26, 2012 12:38pm, #235206

Thank you !

MissPriss - May 26, 2012 9:35am, #235205

Dada...dada...da da da da da da...just when you thought it was safe to give 5L.

fan4camping - May 26, 2012 7:43am, #235201

Right? It's a very distinct sound. 5L

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 7:41am, #235200

It was either this picture or the one of you in a crack den. I took the high ground.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:59am, #235199

I'll bear that in mind for the sequel.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:57am, #235198

The human race can sleep soundly knowing that.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:55am, #235197

Kind of. But when you're done blowing chunks after trying sashimi you're not left with a huge bank balance and a mansion in Beverly Hills.

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:54am, #235196

If they do, I have the skills to fight back. I spent hours playing Space Invaders (Atari 2600) when I was a pup

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:51am, #235195

A ph**o of racial and or homophobic bigots would have also worked

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:50am, #235194

Captured my rare stoned/wtf face... congrats young one...

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:50am, #235193

Some want it, get it then decide they don't like it after all. Kinda like wanting to try a food that looks tasty, but when actually tried, isn't tasty.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:45am, #235192

To be honest, watching someone eat so much so fast puts me off food for a week.

CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012 6:42am, #235191

"Competitive eating isn't a sport! It's one of the seven deadly sins!" Bill Mahr

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:42am, #235190

Overruled.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:38am, #235189

Noted. Muchas gracias.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:34am, #235188

Ps, 5L for the truism.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:33am, #235187

2 tips: 1) Make sure Capslock is off. 2) space out the lines, try not to cram everything into one line, it makes a better statement to space them out. Check out "Tips on making a good Motivational" in the forums, might give you a few ideas.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 6:16am, #235186

Pleasure. Drop by the forums, meet up, introduce yourself and get a few tips on creating MotiFake posters that will last a lifetime

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 6:15am, #235185

I understand the words but that comment makes no sense.

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:55am, #235184

Thanks for the feedback, Mord. I'm new to this and am still finding my feet.

Greeny - May 26, 2012 5:55am, #235183

Too late & one would rarely feel threatened by oneself

fan4camping - May 26, 2012 5:48am, #235182

Nah, the natural habitat is on the Dealer's lot. Most people can't afford to own one of these. As for the scene depicted, it is more the result of when the wealthy man's son takes it for a spin without permission.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:43am, #235181

*Lots and lots of bacon* would've fit in better in my opinion...

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:40am, #235180

Brilliant... Instant 5L

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:38am, #235179

The memories of that ol' Coot... Well... He could tell a story twice... but you wouldn't notice it... good for naptime

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:35am, #235178

You got it all wrong, the desk is closer to the seat and there is a mini fridge with energy drinks and a coffee pot on top of it... the nerve of newlings these days

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:29am, #235177

A bit more thought and you might have gotten a good rhyme to go with the theme of "Mirror Mirror on the wall". Also comes quite close to #139567. Nice try though... 3L

pickleviper - May 26, 2012 5:25am, #235175

Most people struggle setting up a DVD player. If I'm gonna bet on any person solving a Rubik's Cube, it'd be a super-genius.

M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012 5:18am, #235174

Intelligence - Various fields and many routes. Some people, although ludicrously intelligent, simply struggle with logic and real world ways. You say they would... perhaps not so much.

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