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thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 6, 2012 12:41am, #235868

Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a sh**.”

steve1961 - Jun 5, 2012 11:46pm, #235866

*they're

steve1961 - Jun 5, 2012 10:12pm, #235865

devil-worshipping satanists? The probably thinking of the Girl Guides;)

Ragnar - Jun 5, 2012 8:48pm, #235864

how about Sodom?

CloudchaserS - Jun 5, 2012 8:36pm, #235863

Druids. Not the devil worshiping satanists that some Xian fundies think they are

CloudchaserS - Jun 5, 2012 8:23pm, #235862

PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!

CloudchaserS - Jun 5, 2012 8:19pm, #235860

Made me think of Hard Rock Hallelujah by Lordi. Then I thought of Engel (Angel) by Rammstein (don't get near the wingtips-they're going to blow flames)

CloudchaserS - Jun 5, 2012 8:11pm, #235859

So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!

Bull - Jun 5, 2012 8:02pm, #235858

crap .. does that mean I gotta start playing skin flutes? The wife's gonna be p*ssed!

mdr80 - Jun 5, 2012 7:48pm, #235857

If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are

Sho - Jun 5, 2012 7:25pm, #235855

I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant

Sho - Jun 5, 2012 7:10pm, #235854

Merely image5 I tell you

caveman - Jun 5, 2012 6:47pm, #235853

First good LOL of the day

fan4camping - Jun 5, 2012 4:57pm, #235850

Bull, it's a trap! Sorry, I was too late, you're confused.

makingplans4nigel - Jun 5, 2012 4:04pm, #235849

in all honesty it was like 8th or 9th page on google when i typed heartbreak

makingplans4nigel - Jun 5, 2012 4:02pm, #235848

i did its coincidentally my ex's phone number

mdr80 - Jun 5, 2012 3:42pm, #235847

It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 3:36pm, #235846

as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.

mdr80 - Jun 5, 2012 3:09pm, #235845

unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 2:59pm, #235844

true... but unacceptable

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 2:56pm, #235843

let me know when you'll get their number...

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 2:55pm, #235842

lol

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 2:52pm, #235841

how did ya know what I see?

lgvernon - Jun 5, 2012 1:51pm, #235838

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!

Reality Lord - Jun 5, 2012 1:44pm, #235837

all style dude...all style :)

Shark8 - Jun 5, 2012 1:34pm, #235836

Nice picture -- Where did you find it?

lgvernon - Jun 5, 2012 1:23pm, #235835

Thank you guys!~

Bull - Jun 5, 2012 11:43am, #235834

I don't get it ...

gas - Jun 5, 2012 10:58am, #235833

hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"

steve1961 - Jun 5, 2012 8:24am, #235832

True in most cases-but I think I wouldn't mind seeing a movie made from that poster.LOL

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 2:26am, #235828

good one...

mariand - Jun 5, 2012 2:23am, #235827

lol

GradyOlson19 - Jun 5, 2012 1:39am, #235826

With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.

TerrorAustralis - Jun 5, 2012 1:18am, #235825

in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is

Swampfox - Jun 5, 2012 1:10am, #235824

Pay that.

robbidos - Jun 4, 2012 11:23pm, #235822

i love the catch

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 4, 2012 10:07pm, #235821

Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 4, 2012 9:55pm, #235820

Horribly 5ad, so why am I wetting myself with uncontrollable laughter?

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 4, 2012 9:51pm, #235819

5o agree

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 4, 2012 9:48pm, #235818

Especially after being in a “my-doctor-gave-me-the-wrong-meds” coma. Sends one into a perpetual state of déjà vu, like a page that repeats, but slightly different every time you read it. LOL

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