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Kyronic - Jun 9, 2012 11:19pm, #236100

I'm actually looking forward to getting married someday. Hopefully it's not because I get a girl pregnant first...

MashiMashi - Jun 9, 2012 9:00pm, #236099

And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.

Reality Lord - Jun 9, 2012 8:10pm, #236097

lol marian. very well done

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:57pm, #236095

Good advice for myself. 5L

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:56pm, #236094

Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:46pm, #236093

I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:39pm, #236092

Been there, done that. 5L

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:36pm, #236091

mariand: always hittin’ the nail on the head. 5L. But the above doesn’t describe me. 5 years and still going strong.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:29pm, #236090

Thank you one and all. It seems that when atheists are in a bind, usually the first words spoken are, “Oh God, help!” Or my personal favorite, when an atheist hears someone sneeze and automatically says, “God bless you.” True story, fellow Motifakers.

GaryO - Jun 9, 2012 5:42pm, #236089

WOOF!

rerun - Jun 9, 2012 5:00pm, #236088

political posters are now housed at politifake. Please don't comment on the ones here, take any political discussions to the site created for that topic.

fuhgawz500 - Jun 9, 2012 3:23pm, #236087

Talk to most Alaskans, people who have dealt with this woman in power first hand.. Believe me when I say we DO NOT need to give this moron any more power.

fuhgawz500 - Jun 9, 2012 3:07pm, #236086

unacceptable.

rerun - Jun 9, 2012 3:03pm, #236085

post to motitwist

rerun - Jun 9, 2012 3:02pm, #236084

post to motitwist

Lavinator - Jun 9, 2012 2:46pm, #236082

Point taken in the a**...

mariand - Jun 9, 2012 2:44pm, #236081

lol...nice

robbidos - Jun 9, 2012 1:42pm, #236080

5L for # minds and musical education

robbidos - Jun 9, 2012 1:39pm, #236079

lol

lgvernon - Jun 9, 2012 9:39am, #236077

He just looks like he has the taste of foot in his mouth, don't you think? Thanks, Bull!!~

Hawamleh - Jun 9, 2012 5:29am, #236075

5l and do please post to religifake !

Hawamleh - Jun 9, 2012 5:28am, #236074

Please post to religifake.com

Bull - Jun 9, 2012 5:18am, #236073

lol!

Bull - Jun 9, 2012 5:16am, #236071

stupid firefox

Bull - Jun 9, 2012 5:16am, #236070

Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.

Bull - Jun 9, 2012 5:16am, #236069

Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.

Bull - Jun 9, 2012 5:16am, #236068

Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.

Bull - Jun 9, 2012 5:16am, #236067

Thank you, actually got that phrase from a video game I'm playing, lol. Saw that pic and thought they'd fit nicely together.

GaryO - Jun 9, 2012 4:47am, #236065

That’s gotta smart

rerun - Jun 9, 2012 4:33am, #236062

It may be more fun for you, however I am the one with back problems who happens to be drowning here. Other than that, love it.

GaryO - Jun 9, 2012 4:25am, #236061

Well, I’m no atheist, nor a ‘Christian’. But, hell, I’m keepin’ my options open, and yeah, had rounds whizzin’ past me….and caught one once. Funny, didn’t have sense enough at the time to know I was in danger, too young and stupid…just pissed me off. 5L

ughomer - Jun 9, 2012 4:15am, #236059

You nailed it, Greeny! 5L for sure.

Kyronic - Jun 9, 2012 1:49am, #236057

If you feel like giving The Flobots a chance, you should head over to YouTube and check out the music video for "Handlebars". That seems to be most people's favorite. Also, if you like what you hear, try and head over to r/flobots.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 11:32pm, #236056

Because the drunk’s senses are impaired, so getting in an accident would affect them as much as the victims who don’t know what hit them and are instantly in shock. Meanwhile, the asinine drunkard is still not sure that they’re in a dream. No, not fair.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 11:26pm, #236055

Assists, and in most cases, does not 5uceed. Sometimes makes them dance worse. LOL

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 11:24pm, #236054

And 5ometimes it’s the same bus, because as you know, it’s their prerogative to change their minds.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 11:18pm, #236052

That was awesome, ug! 5L straight up!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 11:08pm, #236050

Something that honestly has gone through my mind.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 11:04pm, #236048

Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of cr@p.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 8, 2012 10:57pm, #236045

I like this caption (as well as the picture) mainly because it takes the wind out of people’s sails when they claim to remember the “good ol’ days.” It’s moments, not the days. 5L!

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