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livegrape - Jun 10, 2012 6:46am, #236117

I know what to do with them, I just don't have enough rope...or chloroform.

livegrape - Jun 10, 2012 6:45am, #236116

nice, deep thinking

livegrape - Jun 10, 2012 6:44am, #236115

wonderful

livegrape - Jun 10, 2012 6:33am, #236114

some questions are best left unasked

BearInOz - Jun 10, 2012 6:10am, #236113

I don't suddenly turn to god when I'm in trouble, I have replaced the bless you with Gesundheit. Old habits such as 'oh my god' are just that, old habits. As far as your original claim, I'm sure the people at militaryatheists.org might disagree with you

SteveFurlong - Jun 10, 2012 6:02am, #236112

For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.

PuLsE35 - Jun 10, 2012 6:01am, #236111

This is probably my favorite from him too.

PuLsE35 - Jun 10, 2012 6:01am, #236110

This is probably my favorite from him too.

SteveFurlong - Jun 10, 2012 5:59am, #236109

That's not head lice. That's what happens when you give head to someone with crabs.

rerun - Jun 10, 2012 5:13am, #236108

happy to oblige, douchebag

maoworks2 - Jun 10, 2012 5:00am, #236107

That's Funny, Good Poster For The Office.

MissPriss - Jun 10, 2012 12:52am, #236105

Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!

caveman - Jun 10, 2012 12:27am, #236104

Lady Gaga eat your heart out

caveman - Jun 10, 2012 12:26am, #236103

It's like dogs chasing cars with no knowledge of what to do when they catch them. It's like guys chasing women with no knowledge of what to do when they finally get them

Kyronic - Jun 9, 2012 11:34pm, #236102

My favorite quote from him.

fuhgawz500 - Jun 9, 2012 11:28pm, #236101

oh for f*** sake this website is balls. kill my account.

Kyronic - Jun 9, 2012 11:19pm, #236100

I'm actually looking forward to getting married someday. Hopefully it's not because I get a girl pregnant first...

MashiMashi - Jun 9, 2012 9:00pm, #236099

And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.

Reality Lord - Jun 9, 2012 8:10pm, #236097

lol marian. very well done

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:57pm, #236095

Good advice for myself. 5L

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:56pm, #236094

Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:46pm, #236093

I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:39pm, #236092

Been there, done that. 5L

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:36pm, #236091

mariand: always hittin’ the nail on the head. 5L. But the above doesn’t describe me. 5 years and still going strong.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Jun 9, 2012 6:29pm, #236090

Thank you one and all. It seems that when atheists are in a bind, usually the first words spoken are, “Oh God, help!” Or my personal favorite, when an atheist hears someone sneeze and automatically says, “God bless you.” True story, fellow Motifakers.

GaryO - Jun 9, 2012 5:42pm, #236089

WOOF!

rerun - Jun 9, 2012 5:00pm, #236088

political posters are now housed at politifake. Please don't comment on the ones here, take any political discussions to the site created for that topic.

fuhgawz500 - Jun 9, 2012 3:23pm, #236087

Talk to most Alaskans, people who have dealt with this woman in power first hand.. Believe me when I say we DO NOT need to give this moron any more power.

fuhgawz500 - Jun 9, 2012 3:07pm, #236086