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twill1962 - Jul 16, 2012 7:22pm, #237349

Thanks. Now I need to change my armor.

twill1962 - Jul 16, 2012 7:13pm, #237347

THAT is going to leave a mark.

M0rd3kaI - Jul 16, 2012 5:51pm, #237345

Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do

GaryO - Jul 16, 2012 4:57pm, #237344

And there’s my daily chuckle. Thanx ug.

spacedog - Jul 16, 2012 3:13pm, #237342

HA! Like how they can't afford to do laundry?

AcidRain - Jul 16, 2012 2:56pm, #237341

Awesome.

templar13 - Jul 16, 2012 2:48pm, #237340

Huh, I've seen someone blow a disc out doing it that way though.... although it was less ***y.

spacedog - Jul 16, 2012 2:42pm, #237339

Armageddon! 5L Caveman.

spacedog - Jul 16, 2012 2:36pm, #237338

LOL! I don't know how Gary found a fish bowl big enough. It's huge! 5L MissP.

GaryO - Jul 16, 2012 1:54pm, #237337

FISH ON!, Crazy monkey, FISH ON!

tatespa - Jul 16, 2012 12:23pm, #237336

I remember my parents letting me stay up and watch him on Dean Martin's show...

Sho - Jul 16, 2012 9:50am, #237335

Nothing like some peace and quiet. 5L

MissPriss - Jul 16, 2012 8:44am, #237334

That's why I luv ya Mo***k you have a way with the women.

CloudchaserS - Jul 16, 2012 8:25am, #237333

There has been many a time I've used their Youtube/mp3 downloader to save something I like

Amren - Jul 16, 2012 8:21am, #237332

Cooo loo coo coo, coo loo coo coo! Coo loo coo coo, coo loo coo coooooo! Take off, eh!

twill1962 - Jul 16, 2012 6:25am, #237331

You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.

5butjam - Jul 16, 2012 2:42am, #237330

Best I've seen in a long time

Zetmonk - Jul 16, 2012 2:32am, #237329

The pic does add a lovely "don't care", well done!

robbidos - Jul 15, 2012 11:14pm, #237326

Mine, four. That is why I am learning how to make beer

robbidos - Jul 15, 2012 11:13pm, #237325

you left out the last line of "trying to make a poster that has a picture and words that go together." cool pic tho

robbidos - Jul 15, 2012 11:02pm, #237322

But you can hide the body

CloudchaserS - Jul 15, 2012 9:19pm, #237321

For me, it's just about to begin. I'm off on Monday and Tuesday

M0rd3kaI - Jul 15, 2012 8:21pm, #237320

'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight

Buzzramjet - Jul 15, 2012 2:47pm, #237319

Ronnie Raygun didn't do anything but raise taxes 11 times and bring America into its first Trillion dollar debt. Jimmy actually helped after the trauma of Vietnam. Ronnie is the reason we have the great divide in this country now. Hope he rots.

Stentor - Jul 15, 2012 1:01pm, #237317

Uh no. Aryan was borrowed from the Indians by the Germans. The swastika & swavastika are of sanskrit origin, not german. The idea of european aryans is solely an invention of the Nazis, nothing else. No serious scholar affords that label any credibility.

MissPriss - Jul 15, 2012 11:55am, #237313

Teehee my bad...MJ...head was still in badly needs sleep mode.

MissPriss - Jul 15, 2012 11:53am, #237312

Thank you all you MK wanna be's!

steve1961 - Jul 15, 2012 11:02am, #237310

It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)

falloutghoul - Jul 15, 2012 10:58am, #237308

Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?

falloutghoul - Jul 15, 2012 10:57am, #237307

Hater5 Gonna Hate.

Sho - Jul 15, 2012 10:49am, #237306

152796 :P

steve1961 - Jul 15, 2012 10:36am, #237305

I called myself a n00b in reference to my time spent here. I also called myself a narcissist which means that I already know I'm better than all of you...at least that's what your girlfriends think ;)

Sho - Jul 15, 2012 10:15am, #237303

4L for the epic lols

Sho - Jul 15, 2012 10:14am, #237302

Untimely 5

Sho - Jul 15, 2012 9:45am, #237301

Lmao y'all are killing me xD

GaryO - Jul 15, 2012 9:29am, #237300

…and the Sho must go on…..hind ends up everyone! First sniff’s on me. Cheers.

Sho - Jul 15, 2012 9:15am, #237299

Point well made, steve. And no need to call yourself a noob, we all get better by learning and trying

steve1961 - Jul 15, 2012 9:14am, #237298

quality work. So as a n00b and as a narcissistic bitter old man, I ask you all to kiss and make up before I have to put you all over my knee ;)How's that for length? LOL

steve1961 - Jul 15, 2012 9:10am, #237297

not matter as long as it's good and entertaining. I find shorter and precise easier to read with my short attention span. Part of the beauty of Motifake is that it allows a variety of styles for a variety of tastes and I find all the regulars here do

steve1961 - Jul 15, 2012 9:06am, #237296

I realize that I'm just a n00b but if I can offer my opinion, I personally look at the pic first, then the title, then what is written below. Each must grab my attention and keep it or I stop and move on. I hate to waste time and while length to me does

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