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TheConstitutionalist - Feb 27, 2013 2:26pm, #243857

Well, for the most part, the well educated do control everything...so I'll take that statement as a compliment.

Krickit - Feb 27, 2013 2:06pm, #243856

Who doesn't love a good menstruation joke. 5tampons

Krickit - Feb 27, 2013 2:03pm, #243855

p***bear! Always a classic.

lazyphil - Feb 27, 2013 11:49am, #243854

No, "Ludwig The Death Metal Years" is supposed to be hgis subliminal work

PapaFox - Feb 27, 2013 11:46am, #243853

Is this his greatest hits album? ;)

steve1961 - Feb 27, 2013 11:41am, #243852

Now try the tongue one cuz that's probably false too. And you better do it for at least 10 minutes...just to be certain.

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:56am, #243850

Well, ipa, it is now apparent to me that you have less of a life than even I. So, I’m let’s drink to yer arguments, not because of in depth study, but because every time I type yer name I get thirsty…cheers

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:50am, #243849

'chemo'!! d***!

TheSanityInspector - Feb 27, 2013 9:44am, #243848

That's a great story!

holymoly - Feb 27, 2013 9:38am, #243847

thanks spacedog. you've de-motivated me to make some more. I miss this.

ipaprime - Feb 27, 2013 9:29am, #243846

then you are not taking in to account the advances in science the could allow a computer to count your total hair amount thru a 3-dimensional ph**ograph

ipaprime - Feb 27, 2013 9:28am, #243845

then of course there are the people with little head and body hair due to envirmental adaption

ipaprime - Feb 27, 2013 9:20am, #243844

or of course it just could be someone who has a thing against hair to and got rid of it all(almost probably(left the eyelashes))

ipaprime - Feb 27, 2013 9:17am, #243843

head hair stops where the skull(that is a bone formation) ends

ipaprime - Feb 27, 2013 9:16am, #243842

defense loses because if you go to a person who is on chemotherapy they lose all their hair as a result and then counting it is simple

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:11am, #243841

The defense rests

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:10am, #243840

‘I’m proving a point, now be a dear and hold this mirror…..and lend me your tweezers, I’m almost done…..seven hundred forty six thousand three hundred twenty eight…or nine?!!

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:10am, #243839

Oh, let’s proceed. Bathroom scene; ‘primey sweatheart, whatever are you doing? Did you get another one of those nasty crossed buht hairs?’

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:09am, #243838

Let’s now proceed to the possibility of being able to count the hair of yer whole body….consider the nose and it’s inventory…should I go on, or not proceed to yer scrotum?

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:09am, #243837

OK,OK, lets do our own little investigation. Head only; lets say the ipa head is wunna those MPB jobs, having the little toilet seat cover rim look. Easy, right? Alrighty then, where does the head hair stop and the neck hair begin, hmmmmmm?

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:09am, #243836

and after receiving a government grant of seventeen gazillion dollars, making it possible for several seconds of deep study, they have an answer; ‘no’

GaryO - Feb 27, 2013 9:08am, #243835

Well, ipa, I took your question and presented it before a panel of astute scientists and esteemed professors at MIT (Many Inbred Thinkers),

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 8:51am, #243834

Me too, thought it was intentional...don't sweat it and enjoy the 5L's!

PapaFox - Feb 27, 2013 7:21am, #243833

Generally believed by people who had a decent science education. Not sure how that relates to "Control Everything" though.

Reality Lord - Feb 27, 2013 6:36am, #243832

Creepy. Ehem....may i ask you to drop it over to the sho vers site as well. :)

Silverheart - Feb 27, 2013 1:39am, #243831

I noticed it, I thought maybe it was done intentionally for effect. I 5'd it, cuz I likez teh crzy kittehz!

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:34am, #243830

Ha! Thanks for the 4L's...I'm allowing you to have 1...and put it away when you're done with it!!!!

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:33am, #243829

And he knows to keep his things...thing where it belongs.

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:29am, #243827

Which roll? Ewww I can't believe I just said that...thanks for stoppin' by space you dawg.

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:28am, #243826

Oh and thanks for the L's Silver.

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:27am, #243825

Are you trying to ask "if a bear farts in the woods does anyone hear it? Hope to Hell you're never close enough to find out...bahaha

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:25am, #243824

Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:24am, #243823

Thanks Bovee

MissPriss - Feb 27, 2013 12:24am, #243822

And that's your password to what again.....teehee.

Swampfox - Feb 26, 2013 11:56pm, #243821

Damit I didn't catch the missing "a" in crazy.

Iconoclast - Feb 26, 2013 11:49pm, #243820

and then the birds eat the worms, and then ....... OMG .... was that you who just dropped on my windshield?

ipaprime - Feb 26, 2013 11:40pm, #243819

now for that one about hair. are you talking about on the head only or the whole body

Bolverk3778 - Feb 26, 2013 7:40pm, #243818

Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.

GaryO - Feb 26, 2013 7:36pm, #243817

So I’m thumbin’ thru the comments, recovering from an evening of alcoholism, and find this…..oh man, oh man, the compilation and the comments have just slayed my funnybone…, just great great stuff, why we’re here, aaaand I somehow think she’s h**!

nyet - Feb 26, 2013 6:29pm, #243815

Lol, i think i have that...

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