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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013 2:14pm, #246051

Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013 2:09pm, #246050

What in the name of all that's holy is on top of that one pair of slippers?

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013 2:07pm, #246049

zombie-chu

MissPriss - May 27, 2013 12:10pm, #246048

We'd be honoured to have ya...as long as you leave your 2nd amendment behind in the U.S.A

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013 11:12am, #246047

This explains what I saw when I went to the renaissance fair... explains everything.

Reality Lord - May 27, 2013 6:37am, #246046

Which oneis you ...and how long ago

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013 2:15am, #246045

I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013 2:09am, #246044

My wife and I have given it serious consideration, believe me. Especially after seeing Bowling for Columbine, I said to my wife, "This clenches it, we need to move to Canada."

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013 10:49pm, #246043

He isn't on Motifake anymore?

MissPriss - May 26, 2013 10:36pm, #246042

Well thank you crotchety for the...um...cinnamon...oh sh*t!

MissPriss - May 26, 2013 10:33pm, #246041

Me too! Cats...not so much.

MissPriss - May 26, 2013 10:32pm, #246040

Oh crotchety...we should all try living in the centre of the universe, Toronto Canada (it's a Canadian thing)...bahaha.

MissPriss - May 26, 2013 10:28pm, #246039

And exactly what is it that you believe Silvie...I suggest you think carefully if you reply...thanks for the 5L's hun.

MissPriss - May 26, 2013 10:25pm, #246038

You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!

GaryO - May 26, 2013 9:45pm, #246037

*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap

GaryO - May 26, 2013 9:43pm, #246036

that snd welding

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013 7:28pm, #246035

Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.

vlad9885 - May 26, 2013 5:49pm, #246034

You put clothes on for that?

PapaFox - May 26, 2013 2:48pm, #246033

I love animals. They're delicious. :)

EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013 11:40am, #246032

I don't think I hate anyone enough to screw with them from beyond the grave, but thanks for the tip.

rerun - May 26, 2013 10:02am, #246031

Powerful.

maoworks2 - May 26, 2013 7:57am, #246030

I'M There.

EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2013 4:11am, #246029

The motto of the IRS is: We Fund Freedom. These guys and all there buddies will need to be paid for. Remember that next time some rich guy brags about weaseling out of his taxes.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013 3:45am, #246028

I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.

EvilGod - May 25, 2013 11:45pm, #246027

The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013 10:51pm, #246025

"I'm willing to trade my awesome home theater system for an Xbox!" . . . . No one has ever said.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013 10:47pm, #246024

This is awesome! Why'd you give yourself 1L?

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013 10:44pm, #246023

Awesome! 5L, and thanks for a new synonym to add to my repertoire.

Rudedog - May 25, 2013 10:41pm, #246022

5Ls for something I vaguely recall

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013 10:40pm, #246021

Oooh, that is so cute!!! I love plastic dinosaurs ;-)

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013 10:38pm, #246020

I live in California, and I can say Amen to that.

Rudedog - May 25, 2013 10:38pm, #246019

To many suspects

Silverheart - May 25, 2013 8:27pm, #246017

Pomegranates... I knew it!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013 7:51pm, #246016

Extra Virgin: (adj.) 1. baby olives; the first born; cream of the crop; etc. 2. olives blessed by a priest and/or rabbi and/or Jedi Master. 3. very chaste olives, abstaining from ***ual intercourse or lewd literature involving pomegranates.

Silverheart - May 25, 2013 3:34pm, #246014

How do olives become 'extra virgin' th5n?

kion89032 - May 25, 2013 3:25pm, #246013

can't actors depart?

PapaFox - May 25, 2013 11:57am, #246012

:-D

DonQ - May 25, 2013 10:58am, #246011

What`s so sacred about this murderous commie pig?

rerun - May 25, 2013 10:35am, #246010

Once again, you have set the bar high.

5150monkeylove - May 25, 2013 4:06am, #246009

I have a few more that would be acceptable.

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