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MissPriss - Aug 25, 2013 1:34pm, #249057

To be fair, I never said that they are drinking on the job. Get it? Sobering...teehee, I crack myself up!

MissPriss - Aug 25, 2013 1:33pm, #249056

Well if you look at some of the people that work in retail, then I'd have to say that yes indeed zombies have taken over. And they have learned how to use the texting feature on their cellphones...teehee. Thanks little.

CloudchaserS - Aug 25, 2013 11:11am, #249055

So any questions not about f***ing are OK?

chickenlittle - Aug 25, 2013 11:10am, #249054

Laughed out loud at this one! :D

chickenlittle - Aug 25, 2013 11:03am, #249053

So true! How things have changed. 5L's

kirill - Aug 25, 2013 10:44am, #249052

The expression on his face is epic.

chickenlittle - Aug 25, 2013 10:36am, #249051

Thanks for the 5L's crotchety. Sadly this is what the world is coming to, we seriously need a sign to tell us this?? Since I don't know what exactly prompted the need for 3 of these signs at one pool, not sure I ever want to dive in again either! :l

chickenlittle - Aug 25, 2013 10:28am, #249050

I almost didn't post this one because I thought "hmm, maybe that was just me"... made me laugh to see 5 other people apparently could relate. Seeing my neighbors hamsters running around the house in these balls, I thought that'd be the coolest toy ever.

Cannabal - Aug 25, 2013 1:41am, #249046

But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!

GaryO - Aug 25, 2013 1:29am, #249045

I’m likin’ thi5

MissPriss - Aug 25, 2013 1:15am, #249044

Yep, lots of folk lore knowledge being "fed" among all my Ukrainian kin too! Thanks crotchety.

BobbEdwards - Aug 24, 2013 11:11pm, #249042

True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 9:55pm, #249041

True story.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 9:54pm, #249040

All I could think was.... "My, God! There's an a**ailant on the run..... hasn't wiped yet?"

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 9:53pm, #249039

"What happened?" Apparently the man was dropping a deuce at the McDonald's and there was no tp. He asked a manager for some who spoke little English. The man became enraged with the manager and pulled a knife on him. They called the police, he took off.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 9:49pm, #249038

Once, when I was a child, my family had some police officers knock at our door, wanting to searching the back yard for an attacker at a nearby McDonald's. They didn't find him in our yard, however my dad had to ask....

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 9:45pm, #249037

hahaha! 5ounds like something my maternal grandmother did knee. Something like, "This sauce had been handed from generation to generation. Tonight we cook it, because it's getting old."

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 9:38pm, #249036

Whoa.... nelly! Burger King actually uses horse meat? Dang! No wonder why I like them over McDonald's. Now free with every Whopper - Jello!

GaryO - Aug 24, 2013 7:35pm, #249034

Well, some have been even known to care, for another 3 dollars. But, yeah, animation is a plus.

EmilioDumphque - Aug 24, 2013 5:03pm, #249029

French cuisine?

nicholsjoshua15 - Aug 24, 2013 2:53pm, #249028

Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.

nicholsjoshua15 - Aug 24, 2013 2:47pm, #249027

There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!

nicholsjoshua15 - Aug 24, 2013 2:44pm, #249026

The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!

nicholsjoshua15 - Aug 24, 2013 2:38pm, #249025

What parent wouldn't give this to their child? Oh, what wonders I have to show you, ha, ha, ha!

nicholsjoshua15 - Aug 24, 2013 2:18pm, #249024

Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.

EmilioDumphque - Aug 24, 2013 2:06pm, #249023

In the new version for married men, the centerfold is always the same woman.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 12:47pm, #249022

Don't know, don't care if this actually happened - for ME, the5e NEVER get old. Lol!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 12:42pm, #249021

This is hilarious! I've seen this multiple times, yet I'm surprised I haven't voted or commented yet. 5 special birds!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 12:36pm, #249020

Very 5obering thought. Well put.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 12:32pm, #249019

5o true. And what they consider attractive.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 12:29pm, #249018

I never found th5t actress attractive, even when she was younger. I didn't care none too much for Barba Eden either.

chickenlittle - Aug 24, 2013 12:00pm, #249017

So I can see you have a lot of faith in humanity :)

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 11:47am, #249016

Hmmm, I see.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - Aug 24, 2013 11:45am, #249015

I'll have to check it out :-)

MissPriss - Aug 24, 2013 11:43am, #249014

Hey little...post this over at religifake too!

MissPriss - Aug 24, 2013 11:42am, #249013

Huh...all this time I thought those that got there before me were waiting for first dibs on the dinner theatre church production tickets!

MissPriss - Aug 24, 2013 11:40am, #249012

Might be the only way to get management to actually replace the TP when you tell them it's out!

MissPriss - Aug 24, 2013 11:37am, #249011

Mr. Gary...as long as she can move around on her own, she's pretty much on your "to do" list

MissPriss - Aug 24, 2013 11:32am, #249010

Well thank you little, really appreciate the 5L!

MissPriss - Aug 24, 2013 11:30am, #249009

Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.

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