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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014 12:48am, #254825

CRAP! Posted the wrong copy! Augh! This was the rough draft. I do apologize that it detracted from the funny.

GaryO - May 17, 2014 9:37pm, #254824

Well then where the phook ya been?

rerun - May 17, 2014 9:00pm, #254823

Haaaayyyyyyy, I'm not dead, yet.

EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014 2:32pm, #254822

Perhaps you meant "foul mouthED mind and borderline psychoSIS," Otherwise, I can't figure it out at all.

EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014 2:30pm, #254821

"foul-mouth (comma) mind and borderline" etc. That makes no sense. You have started a separate thought with "mind and borderline psych**ic..." It just doesn't "scan".

EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2014 10:38am, #254820

...and a market for weapons.

Oldsod - May 17, 2014 7:41am, #254819

Somebody's just found his introduction for the First Day of Classes presentation!

GaryO - May 17, 2014 2:29am, #254818

Note to self; unpin from wall, buy frame.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2014 12:57am, #254817

As opposed to...?

Sho - May 17, 2014 12:57am, #254816

I don't get it

Ashson - May 16, 2014 9:03pm, #254815

Coloration - a prominent red stripe on the upper side of her abdomen and an hourglass-shaped red/orange streak on the underside.

Ashson - May 16, 2014 9:00pm, #254814

Black Widows and Red backs are variations of the same species - Latrodectus.

EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014 8:58pm, #254813

Actually, I doubt we choose who we love. That would be too cold-hearted. You have little choice in the matter.

EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014 8:56pm, #254812

At least he can write a sentence that scans.

EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014 8:53pm, #254811

Red Backs have their marking on their backs, not the underside.

EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014 8:52pm, #254810

That's a black widow, not a red-back.

Ashson - May 16, 2014 7:35pm, #254809

Known here as Red Back spiders. Lethal little things.

spacedog - May 16, 2014 6:15pm, #254808

That needs to be printed, framed and hung on the wall. 5

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014 2:57pm, #254807

And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014 2:56pm, #254806

Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.

Cannabal - May 16, 2014 1:01pm, #254805

They have black widows in Australia? I'm surprised they're able to survive there.

Cannabal - May 16, 2014 1:00pm, #254804

Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014 3:02am, #254803

They really don't, Priss. Why back in my day we played baseball with stones. :-D

Greybeard - May 16, 2014 2:02am, #254802

Thank you Miss Priss :)

MissPriss - May 16, 2014 2:00am, #254801

That sir was a definite 5L tee hee!

MissPriss - May 16, 2014 1:56am, #254800

People don't realize how easy they have it do they crotchety.

MissPriss - May 16, 2014 1:53am, #254799

In all honesty Sho...I'm not, nope, not at all...teehee

Greybeard - May 16, 2014 12:24am, #254798

Thank you. I wish I could say it was a true story but it's only a rumor...

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2014 7:00pm, #254797

Ooooooohhhh! Nice! 5L for you. Awe, man! That was not expected! ROFLMAO! X-D

Sho - May 15, 2014 10:51am, #254796

that made me lol hard. I'm sorry

Greybeard - May 15, 2014 8:49am, #254795

Thank you. It's scary to think about the domino effect every killsh** creates...

Reality Lord - May 15, 2014 8:40am, #254794

epic

GaryO - May 14, 2014 11:51pm, #254793

Almost as good as Missy's back in March.....

MissPriss - May 14, 2014 11:49pm, #254792

Awww...(sniffle) Mr. Gary.

MissPriss - May 14, 2014 11:48pm, #254791

Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!

MissPriss - May 14, 2014 11:47pm, #254790

Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!

GaryO - May 14, 2014 11:03pm, #254789

I’m pretty sure I ate the roof of my mouth a few times. I now get cravings for day old mouth pizza from the fridge.

GaryO - May 14, 2014 10:58pm, #254788

Live Fs

GaryO - May 14, 2014 10:51pm, #254787

Bam! 5

GaryO - May 14, 2014 10:50pm, #254786

n-i-i-i-c-e

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