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MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 10:02pm, #258035

Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:59pm, #258034

That's great to know. Ever wondered what happened to her pointed bra? Cat cups?

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 9:56pm, #258033

Cigarettes will deepen the voice, eventually. Also, there are emulators. Probably even a cell-phone app.

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:56pm, #258032

Only if you're a believer!

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:55pm, #258031

Too bad the nuns may have the sh**guns but forgot to bring any ammo. Guess they could do some Bible thumping...teehee.

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:52pm, #258030

Oh Jesus...1st time I've ever given a 5L for a comment!

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:50pm, #258029

Ya'll know I weren't born down in good ol' Texas dear Thedge.

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:48pm, #258028

Dammit...how do I reply in a deep voice?

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:46pm, #258027

Sure. Got some other $ making ideas for me? Teehee

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:40pm, #258026

Nope...made my day knowing you did!

MissPriss - Nov 17, 2014 9:39pm, #258025

Too much information...muhahaha!

spacedog - Nov 17, 2014 5:41pm, #258024

5 Grampster signs.

concern3 - Nov 17, 2014 1:31pm, #258023

Just trying to have some fun. The site has plenty of clever people, yourself included.

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 12:39pm, #258022

Poster Evolution, man, we have a seat open for ye.

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 12:37pm, #258021

Yeppers, I like your work, almost every one, thank you.

JesusWept - Nov 17, 2014 12:05pm, #258020

Actually it's a misprint in the Quran. The martyrs will not get 72 virgins but a 72-year old virgin XD

concern3 - Nov 17, 2014 11:26am, #258019

Glad you liked it

Silverheart - Nov 17, 2014 11:16am, #258018

My 'puter has that sound as it's start up sound...

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:51am, #258017

Really? Why not? Tennessee rules, I brought you into this world, I can take you out. Balance in all things. Fiver

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:47am, #258016

Yo, why give it up now homeboy?

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:45am, #258015

Jumpin' on the bed? Is that an issue? Sawbuck down.

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:43am, #258014

Am a man, we can't tell by looking. We learn when they burn our frickin house down !

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:41am, #258013

My sincere condolences. Hang tough, there are plenty of fish in the sea... just have to wait for the ice to break up.

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:39am, #258012

Virgin Nuns? Truthfully is that a thang? Sawbuck down.

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:37am, #258011

Sound advice, from the new Doctora Phil?

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:35am, #258010

Should I be ashamed? I laughed my aspirations off! 5L

Thedge - Nov 17, 2014 10:34am, #258009

Multiple holiday bunny? 5L

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 4:15am, #258007

So THAT'S what happened to Wonder Woman's car! It became a puddymobile!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 4:12am, #258006

As I crank up the bass on my muscle car sound system so loud it registers on the seismometer . . . YES!!!!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 4:07am, #258005

Did his cell mate teach him about Velcro?

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 4:05am, #258004

Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 3:58am, #258003

The symbol elf has turned Sam Henry Oscar Tom, into Sam Henry Ida Tom, which is even funnier! I wants some shells with that load! ROTFL!!!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 3:53am, #258002

What the terrorists don't realize until they get there, is that those virgins are nuns with sh**guns!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 3:51am, #258001

Does this make me look fat? LOL!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 3:49am, #258000

There's a thought that hadn't occurred to me! It's 22 F and dropping rapidly. The old evil bat lives just up the road a bit. My neighbors have a harness and chain for a lab. Oh. I've got a brand new role of duck ***e... 5 blue frozen lions!

mizzdizz - Nov 17, 2014 3:38am, #257999

a lift of the ole coffee cup to that remark, Emilio! Too true! Lol!

EmilioDumphque - Nov 17, 2014 1:24am, #257997

"The worst doughnut in the box is better than no doughnut at all" -Me

MissPriss - Nov 16, 2014 11:34pm, #257996

Yes I can too (as I stomp my footies and pound my fists on my thighs)!

lgvernon - Nov 16, 2014 11:33pm, #257995

Hair...

lgvernon - Nov 16, 2014 11:32pm, #257994

My head...is spinning...oh, wait...my ha it's still caught in the blades...

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