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nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:58am, #263150

You see what I did there? A typo. I don't want anyone saying I'm an idiot for not knowing there's an o in typo.

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:57am, #263149

Cute. Though that wouldn't be misspelling, that would be a type. Bad spelling is when someone says definate or something. I hate that. If you know how to spell infinite and finite, you should know how to spell definite.

JesusWept - Sep 30, 2015 9:57am, #263148

Thanks!

JesusWept - Sep 30, 2015 9:54am, #263147

As said....just you wait ;)

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:54am, #263146

No, he wrote a microcontroller program to drive a digital clock I think. Which still isn't genius material. But he's a Muslim kid and so we have to give him a free ride now that we've thrown false accusations to make up for it or else it's racism, right?

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:50am, #263145

Deep and true. And yet I don't want to delete those memories. On the other hand, there's a really quick and easy way to do it. Anyway, the one time I want to give something a rating, and they're gone, there's nothing to click on. I'd give a 5 if I could.

maoworks2 - Sep 30, 2015 9:49am, #263144

Gooding One .

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:41am, #263143

You forgot 'Dumb enough to succumb to have a kid in the first place'. Also George Reeves sh** himself. In the head. There's your role model.

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:37am, #263142

Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:35am, #263141

I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:31am, #263140

Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.

nobodyofdistinction - Sep 30, 2015 9:28am, #263139

89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.

GaryO - Sep 30, 2015 8:38am, #263138

‘Crusing’, That’d be cruising while cussing...I like it. 5L

Aurielius - Sep 30, 2015 7:56am, #263137

The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.

Reality Lord - Sep 29, 2015 11:07am, #263136

and the spelling nazis say wut?

Aurielius - Sep 29, 2015 7:37am, #263135

You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.

pzykosiz - Sep 29, 2015 4:33am, #263134

I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy

Bandit5906 - Sep 28, 2015 10:20pm, #263131

Wow!

Greeny - Sep 28, 2015 7:39pm, #263130

Funny - even with the twinkles

Greeny - Sep 28, 2015 7:35pm, #263129

Don't forget the powdered milk.

JesusWept - Sep 28, 2015 7:03pm, #263128

HAHA! Good one! 5.

Aurielius - Sep 28, 2015 2:47pm, #263127

Actually you are thanking the gods that you got out in time..screw the cost, pilots are more valuable...as any aviator will tell you.

GaryO - Sep 28, 2015 10:10am, #263125

gold...five....fav

JesusWept - Sep 28, 2015 8:46am, #263123

Thanks :)

Aurielius - Sep 28, 2015 7:19am, #263122

Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.

Greeny - Sep 28, 2015 6:03am, #263121

Good'n Space

Greeny - Sep 28, 2015 5:44am, #263120

N1 Sho - and no mustard jokes Gary

Bandit5906 - Sep 28, 2015 12:01am, #263119

What about her bre***s?

GaryO - Sep 27, 2015 11:12pm, #263118

well....yeah. Nice pin.

GaryO - Sep 27, 2015 10:54pm, #263117

either everbod's been killin' it or this is some really really good weed

Greybeard - Sep 27, 2015 10:31pm, #263116

Hahaha. Hangovers and divorce truthfully described.

concern3 - Sep 27, 2015 5:09pm, #263115

funny a 5er

fgd051943 - Sep 27, 2015 3:31pm, #263114

I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!

fgd051943 - Sep 27, 2015 3:15pm, #263113

One line should read"Making something you wouldn't want to eat"

mizzdizz - Sep 27, 2015 1:23pm, #263112

He must have been in the Navy! He's paying attention to detail!!!

mizzdizz - Sep 27, 2015 1:22pm, #263111

LOL! Silly po-po! Its on the END of the matress/boxsprings!

Bandit5906 - Sep 27, 2015 10:50am, #263110

And the answer is?

Aurielius - Sep 27, 2015 10:29am, #263109

Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.

GaryO - Sep 27, 2015 2:54am, #263108

I know it well...5L

Greybeard - Sep 27, 2015 12:25am, #263106

I see it everyday here in Afghanistan.

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