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mizzdizz - May 31, 2016 11:39am, #267581

Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!

concern3 - May 31, 2016 9:27am, #267580

Nice, UP yours

concern3 - May 31, 2016 9:25am, #267579

I love the Dude

maoworks2 - May 30, 2016 3:02pm, #267578

All We Can Do Is Remember Them Like This, Sad.

NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016 11:56am, #267577

I've read that build-up... HRM & GMPP did it with a all-aluminum LS 427, an STS diff & lots of bracing. Thing would've been a total giant-killer if allowed tire-changes for the acceleration trials, beating even the h**test Italian-job at the time.

NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016 11:52am, #267576

No... Drifting what backwoods moonshine runners invented to make time. Drifting is essentially NASCAR minus the organization & Sprint-car racing without the clay track, all-in-one minus the presence of other cars on the track at the same time.

NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016 11:47am, #267575

...Said the euro/ricer that instantly loaded his pants with bricks the moment an Ford/Ac Shelby Cobra 427 started it's engine.

NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016 11:35am, #267573

I'd be like "Son... unless you're going to something KISS-related, wash it off & change your clothes before I make you do so."

NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016 11:28am, #267572

...And when I DO see them, I think "What a DRAG it IS getting old...!".

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016 12:27am, #267571

Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!

Silverheart - May 29, 2016 11:52pm, #267570

Several stringed instruments have F Holes. I want a cello because they're beautiful, sound amazing and have F Holes.

Zeul - May 29, 2016 8:05pm, #267569

Dizz you nailed it!!!

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016 7:36pm, #267568

I swear I'm not making this up, but acoustic violins have something similar but it's called the 'F hole.' You cannot teach someone violin AND be addicted to Family Guy and American Dad. :-/

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 5:45pm, #267567

...But when it comes time to wipe, they go through hell because there is NO PAUSE FUNCTION!

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 5:37pm, #267566

Guess who just saw "Mr. Mom"?

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 5:29pm, #267565

What's what you said about velcro-strap shoes being uncool, again?

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 5:27pm, #267564

...And the Professor has tenure! Guess what-all the jock gets when he messes-up or gets messed-up?

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 5:09pm, #267561

This reminds me: Anyone ever here of any hits by Giuffria? I have their "Silk & Steel" album, but haven't heard it in awhile & forget if anything on it--or by them--was really any good.

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 5:02pm, #267560

All are fun until you break some part of them... Then you'll be amazed & frustrated by the pain & expense of the repair involved.

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 4:46pm, #267559

There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 4:38pm, #267558

Someone did NOT enjoy their first flea-dip!

JesusWept - May 29, 2016 4:37pm, #267557

Thanks, guys :)

Reality Lord - May 29, 2016 4:33pm, #267556

awesome jw

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 4:31pm, #267555

Hey... Awhile back, a coyote was found in a Subway store in The Loop, after seeking in overnight. Guess he couldn't wait for Al's Beef on Taylor St. to open!

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 4:27pm, #267554

Soldier: "Suddenly I know how the Keebler elves feel sometimes...!"

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 4:22pm, #267553

"So, how smart did getting my nightstick across your skull with full-force feel...?"

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 4:09pm, #267550

Hitler:"Did zou ZEE ME un ze Tee-Vee ze udder day?" Mussolini: "Whata za Tee-a Vee?:

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 3:51pm, #267549

Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016 3:47pm, #267548

"Please, Mr. Linesman... Let the players fight. Let them fiiiight... Let them fiiiiight... Let them fight. Let them fight! Let them Fight!! LET THEM FIGHT!! LET THEM FIGHT!!!"

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016 3:10pm, #267547

ROTFL!!!!! ^!

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016 3:03pm, #267546

...That too! REEAAALLLY loud...with additional sound effects!!!!! ROTFL!!!! I have blackout curtains---- yup. yup.!!!! Its fun to freak out people who don't mind their own business! LOL!

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016 2:56pm, #267545

Chuckle, chuckle....Hawaiian style! HAHAHAHA!

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016 2:51pm, #267543

I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.

MissPriss - May 29, 2016 12:50pm, #267542

"and a few other every day things that I can do in the dark" I can only think of one...teehee.

JesusWept - May 29, 2016 5:48am, #267541

That's flattering ;)

JesusWept - May 29, 2016 5:46am, #267540

BBQ gone bad lol ^^^^^Up

CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016 4:33am, #267538

I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016 1:19am, #267537

Good, God man! I thought this belonged to Sho! :-O

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016 1:14am, #267536

Sometimes the creative juices just don't flow. Had to call the plumber to get the funny going. Lol.

JesusWept - May 28, 2016 10:47pm, #267535

Thank you.

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