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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY - Because a dozen roses is played out. demotivational poster

TAGS: crustacean

(2.29/5) - 14 votes

SteveFurlong - March 31, 2012, 12:07 pm, #232475

Why is it rated so low? I thought it was hilarious and so did my wife.

Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 6:16 pm, #211155

Drizzle, I hope that's a BIG BOTTLE of shampoo !

DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 20, 2009, 8:46 pm, #147095

I have some shampoo that could help him with that...

Skeeter11766 - December 20, 2009, 8:31 pm, #147088

Nothing says love like something from a triple sausage pizza induced nightmare.

Derek - December 15, 2009, 12:41 am, #145881

Looks like something that survived the Permian extinction.

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#81868 Created December 14, 2009
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EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM. demotivational poster

TAGS: what the hell do you want boy

(3.84/5) - 25 votes

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 6:38 pm, #213909

If you liked that check out #59558

TheABC - March 9, 2011, 10:49 am, #213879

This was the most epic thread ever...

R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 4:38 am, #145891

Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)

CANADA - December 14, 2009, 10:22 pm, #145860

*like

CANADA - December 14, 2009, 10:20 pm, #145859

thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today

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#81858 Created December 14, 2009
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HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too. demotivational poster

TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic

(4/5) - 42 votes

Sean - December 18, 2009, 8:33 pm, #146749

"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.

GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 7:13 am, #145909

one produces the other

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:12 am, #145908

microwave burritos and rocky road.

GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 7:08 am, #145906

Fish Taco's ??

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 6:58 am, #145905

Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.

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#81816 Created December 14, 2009
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KLUTZES - We all know one demotivational poster

TAGS: it s not just people

(4.21/5) - 29 votes

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#81805 Created December 14, 2009
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MARINE OFFICERS - THE UNIFORMS GET ALL THE WOMEN demotivational poster

TAGS: marine uniforms

(3/5) - 16 votes

Hasbunmb - October 25, 2010, 12:39 pm, #199698

He's an Officer. Notice the lack of red piping which is in all enlisted blues, and note the silver and gold Eagle, Globe, and Anchors. Only officers wear those, the enlisted wear solid gold colored ones. His ND ribbon being solitary just means he's a boot

Dangle - May 16, 2010, 5:24 am, #176158

Actually he enlisted, not an officer. and he just got out of boot camp. if he had been in the **** already he would have more than the 1 National Defence ribbon. but yes, military dress uniforms in general get all the women.

DudefromOz - December 15, 2009, 8:09 pm, #146079

That's if you get to come home alive.

Me_ - December 14, 2009, 10:12 am, #145686

and the doctor saying this will only pinch a little as they take a long qtip and shove it....

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#81792 Created December 14, 2009
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