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HELL AND BACK - Most decorated soldier in WWII. Kinda gives new meaning to "Murphy's Law". demotivational poster


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demotivational poster HELL AND BACK
voodoo3535  #130032 Created March 4, 2011

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smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:55 pm
his plane crashes, the Army works desperately hard over the next few decades to keep turning a p*** drunk into a legend by creating a special club for leaders to "get into" called the Sgt Audie Murphy Club.
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 10:53 pm
And there we have Murphy's Law. It works both ways.
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:51 pm
the Army, desperate for a living hero,"spins"the story, he gets parades, gets promoted ridiculously fast, goes on an alcohol spree for a few more years, touches some little boys, flies to NY to face the preliminary federal hearings,
smalltownguy - March 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
Take an emo(according to his platoon sgt) private, have him disobey orders to retreat, he gets lucky that the burning tank he jumps on doesn't explode, he kills less than 30 germans in a group of 350+, (that's terrible when using a machine gun)
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 7:10 pm
Audie Murphy
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
who is it
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:03 pm
A good old TEXAS boy.
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SOMALI PIRATES... - demotivational poster


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MPsniper  #130031 Created March 4, 2011

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lordblackdragon - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
I'll bet money that there are still laws on the books that would let us simply hang any pirate that we catch.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
that's how it should be
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:09 pm
Release the Naval forces, no more capture and release. Capture, try em on board, hang em.
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TELL ME CLARICE - demotivational poster


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Airman  #130024 Created March 4, 2011

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MPsniper - March 4, 2011, 6:47 pm
GREAT !!!!
Hawamleh - March 4, 2011, 6:21 pm
FAv'd good god man :D
Reality Lord - March 4, 2011, 5:51 pm

you are a god.
crankyhead - March 4, 2011, 5:48 pm
LOL!!!
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TheOne  #130021 Created March 4, 2011

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AN UGLY WOMAN - Just in case the sh**guns jam, and the dog runs off with your hammer. demotivational poster


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ShallowGrave  #130020 Created March 4, 2011

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