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HELLO ACME? - Send over 3 sticks of dynamite, a jet pack, a ca***ult, and a huge slingsh**.. and hurry demotivational poster

demotivational poster HELLO ACME?
Airman  #56083 Created May 5, 2009

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 6:54 pm
He forgot the 3 miles of railroad track and the rocket sled.
Sean. - May 14, 2009, 6:27 pm
Nice to see this one up on the big board, where it belongs.
Sean. - May 10, 2009, 8:26 pm
But without some heavy duty springs to strap the the bottoms of your feet, and a little sign that says "yikes!", my money's on the d*** bird.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 2:03 am
They're not necessarily g**. They just lack an appropriate regard for chromatographic propriety vis-a-vis the hue of shuttle-c-o-c-k-s. h** throbbing, pulsating, vibrant succulent pink shuttle-c-o-c-k-s.
Mark - May 6, 2009, 8:21 pm
OK...I'll play. Yup! A bunch of g** liberals playing badminton with a pink shuttle**** once knocked over an eagle's nest and crushed several eggs. That's why I'm such a rabid conservative.
Sean - May 6, 2009, 8:08 pm
And whom, pray tell, would use a bright pink shuttle****? Liberals.
Mark - May 6, 2009, 7:28 pm
d*** Sean! I wanna party with you sometime. How do you come up with this ****. Witty and weird all rolled up in one. (I mean that as a compliment.) Of all the shuttle****s that I've snatched out of mid-air, I've never seized a pink one.
BoneCD - May 6, 2009, 6:13 pm
Christ...all that from a cartoon
Sean - May 6, 2009, 4:25 pm
nest with a bright pink shuttle**** in it. For weeks after that he is haunted by the thought: "How could this be? How?" And so he too is impoverished by never having gotten to know our Mark. His loss ... of sleep.
Sean - May 6, 2009, 4:22 pm
I kinda see Mark as an eagle who swoops down to snatch a shuttle**** in flight during a backyard game of badmintion. As he flies away, he realizes his mistake, but it too proud to let it go. Years later a young ornithologist discovers an eagle's ...
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WOLVERINE - demotivational poster


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium

demotivational poster WOLVERINE
giulio  #56078 Created May 5, 2009

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.
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FIRE FIGHTERS - demotivational poster


TAGS: fire speedo helmet funny

demotivational poster FIRE FIGHTERS
James  #56070 Created May 5, 2009

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BAD PLACEMENT - I like Wolverine as much as the next guy, but... demotivational poster


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demotivational poster BAD PLACEMENT
Jmac0585  #56027 Created May 5, 2009

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Yo - August 11, 2009, 8:55 pm
Unfortunately, this bountiful young woman had bre*** reduction surgery.
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