demotivational poster HEY LADIES How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?

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HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up? demotivational poster

TAGS: doomed pick up lines

(3.7/5) - 10 votes

Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 6:30 pm, #189523

Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...

tryal - August 14, 2010, 2:12 pm, #189481

1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"

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#113571 Created August 14, 2010
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demotivational poster YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL?

YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf demotivational poster

TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1

(2.29/5) - 14 votes

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 6:11 am, #189459

You're.

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#113534 Created August 14, 2010
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demotivational poster A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY - demotivational poster

TAGS: they re coming to take me away ha ha

(4.81/5) - 26 votes

beastmaster - January 28, 2012, 12:05 pm, #228304

You're giving me ideas! "I don't suffer from insanity ... I enjoy every minute of it!"

Neener - October 23, 2010, 10:51 am, #199529

I love doing stuff like this!

440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 6:44 pm, #189587

Pick out the nediest kid on the bus stop, look at your B.O.L.O. clip board look scared and point at pointdexar tire squeeling flee the area (worx with ol ladies too. Answer all questions with a chinses accent "WOT HAPPENED,WOT happened!"

440wakeup - August 15, 2010, 6:30 pm, #189585

LAW ENFORCEMENT SANITY, On low risk calls, ALWAYS BACK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP. a**ume the KARATE-KID crane stance wheneva possible. when breaking containment scream loose PITT loose PITT! Just give me a ticket! issue Piracy on the open water

spacedog - August 14, 2010, 9:05 am, #189466

I like it. 5

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#113521 Created August 13, 2010
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demotivational poster HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH

HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH - O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy. demotivational poster

TAGS: ni peng neee wom

(3.87/5) - 31 votes

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 6:54 pm, #189391

Oh I gave it 5

agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 6:07 pm, #189381

So, how many lions?

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 5:33 pm, #189371

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

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#113469 Created August 13, 2010
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INSANITY - demotivational poster

TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught

(4.5/5) - 20 votes

agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 10:04 pm, #189447

Accept, don't explain.

Hawamleh - August 13, 2010, 9:46 pm, #189446

Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O

TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 6:42 pm, #189390

Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... b****.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!

TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 6:35 pm, #189389

I can't find the words to express how godd*** funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.

agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 6:08 pm, #189383

Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.

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#113463 Created August 13, 2010
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