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I'M LOOKING FOR A LAME GIFT - THAT should do it...wrap it up! demotivational poster


TAGS: redneck humor

demotivational poster I'M LOOKING FOR A LAME GIFT
Feasibly  #99498 Created April 22, 2010

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CheWy17 - April 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
Why do so many people hate on Texas? Are we just that cool? lmao
Feasibly - April 22, 2010, 7:35 pm
Peel the stickers off and throw the gla*ses away and THEN you'll have something. Just kidding Jmac! I was born & raised in Texas so I reserve the right to talk a little smack. I Love Texas!
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:24 pm
I have a 4-set of sh** glasses with the same "Don't Mess With Texas" logo on them... and I won't use them because then I'd have to wash them. And if I wash them, I'll lose the "Made in China" sticker on the bottoms.
Feasibly - April 22, 2010, 7:03 pm
I believe what you're saying. Maybe it's my faith in a high power getting in the way. On the other hand, my wife & I have been out of a job for several months and our house is on the market too. Wanna buy a house? :)
Jmac0585 - April 22, 2010, 6:52 pm
It's something you cannot understand unless you have lived there.
Feasibly - April 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Whether it does or not, wearing a shirt like that won't determine the outcome. I have nothing against Texas. Some of the fans need to chill a little.
Jmac0585 - April 22, 2010, 5:11 pm
I hope whatever lame state you live in doesn't go bankrupt.
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EARTH'S BEAUTY - enhanced with complimentary high explosives demotivational poster


TAGS: i ll drink to that

demotivational poster EARTH'S BEAUTY
Airman  #99457 Created April 22, 2010

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PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M demotivational poster


TAGS: duct ***e nagging wives

demotivational poster PEACE AND QUIET
frankofake  #99450 Created April 22, 2010

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Neener - October 7, 2010, 4:17 pm
My wife actually has that on a shirt. Its her fav.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 4:02 pm
*joke overused....lol.
Neener - October 7, 2010, 3:59 pm
Silence is golden but duct ***e is silver.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:15 am
You can't f*** it if you duct it!! Wait! That's backwards...If you can't duct it, f*** it!!! Nope, go with the first one.....
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GORDON RAMSAY - He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up, but the fact of the matter is, he is still doing a woman's job. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster GORDON RAMSAY
Kung-Fu Devil  #99449 Created April 22, 2010

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AdmiralAckbar - December 26, 2010, 12:36 pm
A womans job? The best chefs in history have been men.
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 10:57 am
What a shallow comment.
Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 1:54 am
He may be doing a woman's job, but at least he is making a ****load of money doing it.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Three, he has a purdy mouth. No?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:40 pm
I resemble that remark.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Two, what are you doing here, you doughnut?
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
One, I've met him before... Very nice guy. And as far as a woman's job... I'm happiest in the kitchen.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:21 am
I used to hate this guy. Screaming and all that crap on Hell's kitchen. I watched an episode of Kithchen Nightmares and now I'm a big fan. The guy knows his **** and actually has a heart. So I'munna give this one a 1. (It's funny though KFD)
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