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DYSLEXIA - I know a dyslexic who says his clock is this big. demotivational poster


TAGS: dislexya dixlesia dyslaxie oh sh t

demotivational poster DYSLEXIA
BeNiceToMe  #148243 Created February 3, 2012

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 7:51 pm
I'll let this one slide as a good sports but if you touch the cookie that will mean war - and I believe you have more to loose than I have here :)
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LOVE - Love is when there is only one cookie left And you don't even put up a fight. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster LOVE
BeNiceToMe  #148232 Created February 3, 2012

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:39 pm
thks a million Ico I truly needed some love after a rough patch :) Verdeckt, I'd rather stay camouflaged on the main site for the moment, if mind you don't :)
Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 5:00 pm
What a great day for Motifakes. This one is my overall favorite, among a bunch of favorites today.
Verdeckt - February 3, 2012, 2:34 pm
Maybe post to Moti-Twist as well?
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HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands. demotivational poster


TAGS: aim is everything

demotivational poster HAND WASHING
spanko1  #148215 Created February 3, 2012

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GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.
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KISSING - It is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. demotivational poster


TAGS: lust

demotivational poster KISSING
spanko1  #148208 Created February 3, 2012

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BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 2:47 pm
depending on where you kiss it might get really s5lty indeed :)
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Budog  #148199 Created February 3, 2012

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ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.
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