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INEBRIATION AFTER 2 BEERS - we all know who is hooking up with the fat chick tonight demotivational poster

demotivational poster INEBRIATION AFTER 2 BEERS
 #12940 Created July 21, 2008



666 - April 6, 2009, 5:17 am
Cadbury hey ?, Glass and a half + What does American beer and *** in a canoo have in common ?.... there both close to f***ing near water !!!
Ha - December 16, 2008, 7:29 am
Figures... He is from North Carolina
Johnny - October 27, 2008, 9:29 pm
Memories... only if I could be that cheap a drunk now. Getting 2 beer drunk now takes a case, it's getting expensive.
Bum - July 23, 2008, 9:11 am
And it's Bud Light...
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MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Perhaps next time you won't order one from E-bay demotivational poster

demotivational poster MAIL ORDER BRIDES
 #12939 Created July 21, 2008



DFDF - March 4, 2009, 10:09 am
I want one just like that thing in the box!
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:39 pm
Happy sloth is happy.
Sean - October 7, 2008, 11:30 pm
What a comment. Blows the poster away.
Miss Squee - October 7, 2008, 11:19 pm
SLOTH IN A BOX. Story of my life.
blah - August 12, 2008, 7:47 pm
i would, but i guess thats just me huh
Doc - August 8, 2008, 9:03 am
They're cute.... but I still wouldn't hit on one!
KDP3 - July 21, 2008, 7:23 pm
sloths FTW
Jane - July 21, 2008, 5:12 pm
I might be the only person who thinks sloths are cute.
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BORED? - Nothing says I'm a happy well adjusted person like a split zipper tongue. demotivational poster

demotivational poster BORED?
Mongo  #12929 Created July 21, 2008



InsaneRabbit - December 8, 2009, 1:56 am
silly question, but why are angel bites called angel bites?
RIFF RAFF - April 2, 2009, 5:45 pm
those angel bites are awfully uneven
Body Modification Artist - September 22, 2008, 11:41 pm
Awesome ph**o -- not possible in real life, no matter how hard you try... unless you want to lose your tongue to infection. And forget trying to talk!
nate - September 9, 2008, 7:05 pm
Thats one zipper I wouldn't mind getting my ***k caught in.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:58 am
...becauee the point will be the appearance of a zipper, not necessarily an actual working zipper. I mean, some people get brands and scarring, so this doesn't seem so far fetched. I kinda like the poster, too. 4 of 5.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:55 am
In all fairness, it's a pretty good ph**o manipulation, and people are stupid enough to get their tongues split. Only a matter of time before someone turns up with one of these, complete with nonworking zipper...
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:13 pm
But I like the poster.
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:12 pm
-- they are linked. Oh, and sorry to be ***kish about this, etc. Bye.
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:11 pm
Forget the ph**o a***ysis in it's finer points. A zipper just doesn't work like that. If the initial whatever-the-hell-you-call-thems (and I'm not going to wikipedia on this crap) are undone, so be the rest of the "links" -- unlike in the picture, where
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 10:26 pm
The sliders shadow on the chin and the tiny spots of red on the tongue near the metal got me. I found out the split tongue is real, just not the zipper...or the stud on the right.
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PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted. demotivational poster

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demotivational poster PARANOIA
RnR  #12916 Created July 21, 2008



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ANNE FRANK - Hide and Seek Champion, 1941-1945 demotivational poster

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demotivational poster ANNE FRANK
DookieMan  #12898 Created July 20, 2008



fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:50 pm
I concur with ax. Anne Frank went into hiding in 1942, and was arrested in 1944.
Haarakkon - February 26, 2010, 1:56 am
d***, Derek. That arid extra dry sense of humor kills me. Now I'll need to get a glass of water.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:36 am
You'll have to update Wikipedia with your evidence
CpnKangaroo - February 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
did you know she was bi-***ual?
BOHICA - October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
awww, the Nazis took her life AND her title. That's terrible.
DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 5:51 pm
wow. what a poster!
JaysynB190 - August 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Really wrong (I even starred in the play her diary was based on) and I still smiled...good job
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:10 pm
Heh heh. Good one.
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:44 am
Kinda snarky, but I still got a giggle out of it. Overall a thumbsup.
East03 - August 15, 2008, 3:17 am
So wrong...but yet so right. I declare this to be today's winner!
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