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INFORMED DECISION - demotivational poster

I'd love to go out with you. But your wife says you can only disappoint one woman at a time.


TAGS: infidelity humor

demotivational poster INFORMED DECISION
lgvernon  #176792 Created January 25, 2015

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lgvernon - February 5, 2015, 11:30 am

This is half of a running joke my husbing and I have. He'll be flirting with some sweet young thing and I walk up. "C'mon, dear. You know you can only disappoint one woman at a time." It's a crowd-pleaser.
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:08 am
Very funny, probably a little to close to home, but very funny, 5er
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:08 am
IgV, you are in a mood! This is hilarious! 5 laughing lions!
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VITAL STATISTICS - demotivational poster

Studies have shown that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.


TAGS: candor silence advice humor

demotivational poster VITAL STATISTICS
lgvernon  #176757 Created January 21, 2015

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ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too d*** far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L
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IT'S SO COLD OUT - demotivational poster

My hot flashes are starting to feel good


TAGS: weather

demotivational poster IT'S SO COLD OUT
concern3  #176663 Created January 12, 2015

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MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:06 pm
So SHE'S the one responsible for global warming???
mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:24 pm
Concern, you have once again made me choke on my coffee! 5 choking coffee sprayed lions!
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SATAN - demotivational poster

HE CAN BE A TOTAL JERK


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JesusWept  #176657 Created January 11, 2015

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Hey, hey we're the monkees - demotivational poster


TAGS: i m a believer parody

demotivational poster Hey, hey we're the monkees
ughomer  #176641 Created January 10, 2015

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GaryO - January 10, 2015, 9:53 pm
Heh, thing is, good ideas, great ideas are usually short lived in regard to participation. However, there’s no limit to posters....
ughomer - January 10, 2015, 4:53 pm
This theme maybe should be a forum, GaryO. There are millions of misheard lyrics out there.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 1:18 pm
hee hee....and now I’m a believer....in earworms
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 11:28 am
Oh...THAT'S how it goes...I always thought the line was "Then I saw her face/a golden retriever..."
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