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It's the 4th - demotivational poster

So you're free to shoot off fireworks, have barbeques, and to have the day off to spend time with family. HOWEVER, it doesn't give anyone the right to excessively crank up obscene lyrics to what is called "music" on your speakers, have a 4 and 1/2 hour shouting contest until 2 in the f@#king morning, games that include "Let's burn down the neighbor's fence", or frighten the neighbors across the street by firing M-80s at their house. Because at that point you're no longer celebrating freedom, you're celebrating terrorism.


TAGS: fourth 4th july celebration terrorism

demotivational poster It's the 4th
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #174128 Created July 4, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2014, 4:35 pm
I personally believe that the date thing wasn't changed because it was too late. America had started doing the opposite the rest of the world did, including which side of the road to drive. But the date format was forgotten... To late to change! Lol!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:01 am
Hmmm, fair question. Possibly because it’s the only date we care to have the Brits remember.
OSA - July 5, 2014, 3:37 am
Can someone explain why in the US, that dates are usually expressed in the format MM/DD, (September 11, December 25, January 26, etc.), but when they refer to their independence from England, they run back to mother England with "The 4th of July"?
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:31 am
Then some are so 5L crotchety...honestly. Teehee
EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:39 pm
Remember: Some of your neighbors are veterans with PTSD, and they've heard quite enough explosions already. Be polite.
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A Woman Scorn - demotivational poster


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vindicator  #174086 Created June 30, 2014

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:06 am
Weather the toilet seat is left up or down is a stupid thing to fight about. So since women are irrational men just put the seat down.
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Bacon Flavored - demotivational poster

if men could get pregnant... Birth Control would be available in Gumball Machines and Bacon Flavored


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Ism  #174083 Created June 30, 2014

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OSA - July 1, 2014, 4:56 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom
Zeitguy - July 1, 2014, 1:26 am
I would like it as an extra topping on a Papa Johns stuffed crust pizza.
MissPriss - July 1, 2014, 1:14 am
OMG! Not sure what's more 5L scarier...bacon flavoured bubblegum or the thought of me trying to use a condom!
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9 Months - demotivational poster


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vindicator  #174075 Created June 30, 2014

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.
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