demotivational poster JESUS CHRIST So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that...

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JESUS CHRIST - So what if he turned water into wine. I once turned a student loan into Vodka. I bet he can't beat that... demotivational poster

TAGS: jesus vodka wine religion

(3.11/5) - 27 votes

forseti - July 21, 2010, 12:38 pm, #185741

If Jebus can't, I can... ;)

angelous - July 21, 2010, 10:05 am, #185723

You're just bad... LOL

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#110774 Created July 21, 2010
More by dan2k78

HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR p***. demotivational poster

TAGS: hallucination internete surf p***

(4.6/5) - 20 votes

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#110772 Created July 21, 2010
More by almarpa

COMPANY'S WAR - Things Just Got Real!!!! demotivational poster

TAGS: war

(4.28/5) - 18 votes

someguy987 - November 9, 2010, 1:34 pm, #202108

hey thats not pepsi its a joke dont get pissy over it

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#110727 Created July 20, 2010
More by TailsDoll

LIFE SUCKS - demotivational poster

TAGS: poker cards life bluff

(4.52/5) - 23 votes

ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 5:29 pm, #200197

Heh, heh heh. You funny guy! ;)

GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 5:27 pm, #200196

Ice, I raise you a pair of TV towers...right up your ace!...been waiting all day for that, pumpkin

ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 5:18 pm, #200194

Awwww, I feel special. Mooooooooooooooo will be dreaming of me even in a drunken stupor. Time to get over that obsession of yours cupcake. OBTW, go ahead & raise on the pair of deuces.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 5:06 pm, #200190

That's my plan for tonight....Hope you guys have fun jerking each other off while I get drunk and win big..LOL!...yeah, I'm talking to you ICEMAN.

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#110665 Created July 20, 2010
More by Faceplant31

THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America demotivational poster

TAGS: ultimate pizza

(4.73/5) - 26 votes

Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 11:09 am, #185731

Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring ***e?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.

rerun - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm, #185643