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Airman  #133471 Created April 21, 2011



Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:52 am
... In your court, big fella."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:51 am
Here's a fun fact Moooooooooooooooooooooo (probably) doesn't want you to know: while attempting to enter the U.S. recently, he was overheard to say: "Not only did I NOT pack my own luggage, Mister, I didn't even dress myself. So. Looks like the ball's
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:09 am
For God sakes Mooooooooooooooooooooo, what does the "P" in "PM" stand for AGAIN?!? And don't answer that, even if you can, it's a rhetorical. K?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 12:47 am
Here's a fun fact that Sean doesn't want you to know, he went to the prom with his cousin....It didn't get really creepy until the Wedding. Also, his last name is Ghadafi.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:35 pm
And as for manouverability on the high seas ... that carrier can turn on a dime, and chante like there's no tomorrow, provided the right Celine Deon song is blasting out of it's loudspeakers.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:29 pm
Here's a fun fact that Mooooooooooooooooooo doesn't want you to know: one on our 13 aircraft carriers is the H.M.S. Waldo, named after the brave Canadian who led Canada to its only gold medal in the 88 Olympics. Her "sport"? Synchronized swimming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:13 pm
I was. You're all banned....for 11 seconds.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:23 pm
And boy is Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna be pissed. He was talking aboot land based nuclear reactors , after all.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:18 pm
I saw it *wipes tears from eyes* but I musta just blocked it oot. *sniff* And I'll have you know, you big bully, that that Carrier, which I believe is the H.M.S. Rocket Richard, runs on the latest goose dropping technology known to man.
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voodoo3535  #133450 Created April 21, 2011



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AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down." demotivational poster

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GySgt1811  #133444 Created April 20, 2011



GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny
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MPsniper  #133440 Created April 20, 2011



Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
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