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Law of Random Numbers - demotivational poster

If you dial a wrong number you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.


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MissPriss  #166915 Created June 29, 2013

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MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:57 pm
Yes it is! And when I say when I'm from Microsoft and you have a problem...believe me! All I want is to steal your identity...and maybe the few meager $'s in your bank account. Thanks for the comment silvie.
MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:54 pm
911: Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered as soon as possible unless this is crotchety...please hang up and try again and again and again teehee...thanks for the comment.
MissPriss - June 30, 2013, 11:51 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary...I think? Yeah thanks, Airman is good company to be confused in teehee.
Silverheart - June 29, 2013, 1:24 pm

So YOUR the one that keeps calling! (my name's Tom)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:30 pm
Story of my life. I can get a hold of every Tom, D1*k, and Harry that I don't even know. Call the wife, call the folks, call 911 it's always busy our Voicemail. Yeah... I said 911.
GaryO - June 29, 2013, 2:00 am
Geez, Missy, this is so good, I thought it was Airman’s…..5 easy Ls
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Airman - demotivational poster

Has Valet Service


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rerun  #166905 Created June 28, 2013

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gaaxure - July 15, 2013, 2:56 pm
RAF f*** yeah!!!!
Airman - July 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
NIce.. I tip well
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Thunder from the sky - demotivational poster

Buffs away B52


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Airman  #166877 Created June 27, 2013

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Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:02 pm
@curlyrocks let that be a lesson to you when you fight against Red Fascist invaders the Americans support you, when you support the murder of Americans fight you.
Bolverk3778 - June 29, 2013, 5:00 pm
Na load the C5 with as many MOAB's as it can carry and drop them on as many camps that have been identified. Then let them complain about the drone flights!!
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 4:08 pm
oh it's a B-52, I thought it might be one of those C5's loaded to the t*** with cash for the Taliban we used to send over.
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Parenting - demotivational poster

Sometimes, in order to get your point across a child, you have to make an offer they can't refuse.


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Cannabal  #166860 Created June 26, 2013

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Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .
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The dog gets to use it all dang day. I use it once and suddenly it's a big deal.


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spacedog  #166852 Created June 25, 2013

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ughomer - September 4, 2013, 4:29 am
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