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LET THEM EAT QUICHE - demotivational poster

TAGS: political

demotivational poster LET THEM EAT QUICHE
Mark  #52012 Created April 5, 2009



Bah - November 7, 2009, 10:09 am
Regarding Socialism - In soviet russia, the working class felt they were under paid (shocker). So they came up with a phrase: "As long as they pretend to pay us, we'll pretend to work." Neither system's perfect, so which one gets better results?
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:33 am
I digress. At any rate, the government hasn't been keen on the idea, either, because of taxations and monitoring. It's a lot tougher to tax solar power, because it's "in-house", so to speak. It's harder to monitor illegal usage, too.
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:23 am
can't sell you more. Defective is a double-edged sword in manufacturing. What upset factory owners Bill and Bob (who had colluded on the 80000 mile mark) was that the Japanese came in and threw that book out the window.
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:19 am
(especially) sunshine, the conglomerates will be much more supportive. In the case of product being too good, the bearings in your vehicle are manufactured to specific tolerances, say, 80000 miles, tops. Anything exceeding that means the manufacturer
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:16 am
As for conspiracy theories - it doesn't take too much effort to realize the nature of a capitalist is to make money. You can't make money if: 1) Your product is too good or 2) You have nothing to sell. As soon as they figure out how to charge for air and
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:12 am
The cities use too much, for one thing. California could fall into the ocean, but the silicone implant clean-up and botox poisoning would be an environmental nightmare. Unless trout can get puffy lips by swimming in it. Then it'd be alright.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:11 am
Really? Then where is it in the quantities we need to sustain cities? Oh right, evil rich people prevent it. Sorry, forgot the stupid conspiracy theory.
canuck - April 12, 2009, 12:38 am
Solar is ready. Geothermal is ready. Wind is ready.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:31 pm
Thanks, too bad my crystal doesn't contain lightening like yours. It would be much cooler then.
Toussaint - April 11, 2009, 8:13 pm
WTFO, you about said it all with clarity of crystal.
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RESPECT - MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!! demotivational poster

TAGS: respect

demotivational poster RESPECT
brandon reay  #52000 Created April 5, 2009



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1887 - We the people, in Order to form a more perfect demotivational poster

demotivational poster 1887
agdaniele  #51990 Created April 5, 2009



Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:30 am
"we' ve run with wolves we've climbed K2 even stopped a moving train we've travelled through space and time my friends to rock this house again!" Tenacious D, speaking on Greybeards' behalf. 5/5
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 3:50 am
Tunnels are a thing of the past... therefore, it was extremely productive.
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 1:55 am
Long a** productive results.Sounds familiar.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 1:40 pm
Ill-informed doofus... Motifake's greybeards gathered in 1887 to eradicate tunnels. When the bell rings, go to history.
asdf - July 25, 2009, 2:40 am
Well, seeing as it was 1787 not 1887..
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 11:45 am
Hold on to your fortunes... for at least 4 years.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 10:59 am for my fortune, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."
Mark - April 5, 2009, 10:59 am
Which reminds me of an old joke: A robber approaches Jack Benny, sticks a gun in his face and says, "your money or your life." Jack hesitates and the robber says, "Well?" and Jack says, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking." So I'll pledge my life and honor but...
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 10:28 am
...and for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of all that is Motifake, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 8:28 am
ensure internet site tranquility, provide disdain for Timmy trolls , prohibit the posting of tunnels, and secure the Blessings of MotiFake to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Satanic Nuns and Gray Beards.
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STRIPPER POLE - if i get it, will you dance for me? demotivational poster

demotivational poster STRIPPER POLE
Zagato  #51968 Created April 4, 2009



HtD - April 5, 2009, 3:16 am
Haha. At first, I thought you were throwing in one of MWLF's patented food based non sequitur. But those are only used in fights, and what not.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 3:00 am
It's perfect on this one, Tiger.
TigerKid - April 5, 2009, 2:59 am
Crap...I meant to put that on the other one. Dammit >_
TigerKid - April 5, 2009, 2:38 am
Mmmmm bacon.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 2:36 am
No! I've been outed. Now I'll never get my Canadian Tire Money.
Kspace - April 5, 2009, 2:34 am
The economy's so bad, I've asked my boss to pay me in Canadian Tire money.
zagato - April 5, 2009, 2:32 am
wow, i half expected my 'lost' posts to get more comments then this one
Sean - April 5, 2009, 2:15 am
Yes and no ... so get dressing.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 2:14 am
Is it worth more than monopoly money?
Sean - April 5, 2009, 2:11 am
Well ... uhmmm, have you ever heard of Canadian Tire Money?
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BROKEN DREAMS - demotivational poster

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demotivational poster BROKEN DREAMS
Sean  #51931 Created April 4, 2009



Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 5, 2009, 11:09 am
This is brilliant! One of my favorite motifakes ever ever ever! 5 Lions and a thousand bonus points ( at the current exchange rate from US bonus points to Canadian, that means 1229 bonus points for you.)
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