demotivational poster MY LIFE IS LIKE ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.

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MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left. demotivational poster

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(4.78/5) - 18 votes

Bull - August 8, 2012, 3:33 pm, #238226

Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.

Bull - August 8, 2012, 3:30 pm, #238225

Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 3:55 am, #238211

For his safety I hope he was...

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 3:55 am, #238210

For his safety I hope he was...

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 3:53 am, #238209

Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...

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#157613 Created August 2, 2012
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TIME - Unlike money can not be saved, can not be bought or borrowed demotivational poster

TAGS: time money

(4.22/5) - 9 votes

SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 4:56 pm, #238047

Life expectancy in the US in 1900 was about 47. Life expectancy in the US today is about 77. Better sanitation and better medical care has bought us about 30 years each.

robbidos - August 3, 2012, 4:26 pm, #238041

False, I sell my time for money all of the ... time :)

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#157608 Created August 2, 2012
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