LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest a**ured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional. demotivational poster

TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 8:15 am, #128362

Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.

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OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated. demotivational poster

TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist

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Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 6:31 am, #129052

You mean now?

WTFO - October 20, 2009, 8:10 pm, #128575

Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.

knowitall - October 20, 2009, 12:01 pm, #128412

i lol'd

CANADA - October 20, 2009, 6:48 am, #128342

lol@jmac

Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 6:15 am, #128338

That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.

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OVERKILL - Definition of demotivational poster

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4 PERECT CIRCLES - Dude, I think I need another drink !! demotivational poster

TAGS: perfect circles 4 drink optical illusion

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 8:05 am, #141794

God d*** optical illusions

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FACEBOOK - It Never Forgets !! demotivational poster

TAGS: facebook

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zoomer296 - January 7, 2013, 5:04 pm, #242267

Well said.

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