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TAGS: dream problem solve

(4.79/5) - 29 votes

Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:53 pm, #238934

Dare to draem, Bone. Dare to drame.

BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 2:50 pm, #238897

I dream of out living my wife. I’d maybe get some peace for my efforts before my crap heart gives out a few days later. But, as karma goes, she’d probably end up in the same place and kick my a** for eternity for doing it. Best not tempt fate. 5L Sean!!!

Airman - September 4, 2012, 2:47 pm, #238896

the sight of those bunny ears warms any ****le you can think of

Sean - September 3, 2012, 5:05 pm, #238875

Oh you guys! You really know how to get an ol' sailor to come ashore. Now run along. Yer tartin' up the whole warf. I'll be around more from time to time. Tootles.

GaryO - September 3, 2012, 4:09 pm, #238873

We-hell, a legend returns. Heard much, read much, seen so much…..welcome home Sean. Don’t be put off by us relative noobs. The fronds are being laid for your re-entry. 5L

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AcidRain - September 4, 2012, 3:16 pm, #238900

It's a mad lib. "known for as s poundings"

Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 12:01 am, #238848

Although dolphins have been known for fatal **** ****.

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Nissta - September 10, 2012, 4:16 pm, #239062

Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!

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run19 - October 24, 2012, 3:19 am, #240139

my roomate's step-sister brought home $20547 a week ago. she is working on the computer and bought a $369500 home. All she did was get blessed and apply the directions explained on this web site http://Run19.com

falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 4:28 pm, #238841

If I fits, I sits.

gas - September 1, 2012, 7:55 pm, #238825