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MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO (106-43 BC) - "The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered & controlled; the a**istance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public a**istance." demotivational poster

demotivational poster MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO (106-43 BC)
 #44414 Created February 11, 2009

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Dimytri - July 11, 2010, 1:54 pm
While I agree with the sentiment, this is often wrongly attributed to Cicero as it appears in a novel on Cicero's life by Taylor Caldwell. None of this, however, has been found in any of Cicero's writings.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:28 pm
Cicero. Where do I start? First Man in Rome or classic whiner? I say a little of both.
Mark - February 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Ah yes...Beautiful Cicero, IL. The only town that could make Chicago politicians look honest. It's a great place to party.
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 8:11 am
Not only do I doubt that they have, Mark, I bet MOST of them don't know who Cicero was, other than Porky Pig's nephew, or an Illinois community.
Mark - February 11, 2009, 6:42 pm
Do you think any of our Senators or Congressmen have ever heard this quote?
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demotivational poster LEADERSHIP
Airman  #44389 Created February 11, 2009

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Doc - May 19, 2009, 8:16 am
"and don't call me Lawrence."
Le Comte de Turkenducken - May 10, 2009, 2:37 am
excellent, excellent, excellent!...Easily one of the top 5 best Motifakes ever. You captured it good sir, you absolutely captured it. My complements!
LogicDude - February 12, 2009, 9:43 am
Note to self: Check to make sure Amelia is still in her cage...
Elder God Douchebag - February 11, 2009, 11:32 pm
Well, yeah.
Mark - February 11, 2009, 10:25 pm
d*** politicians....they'll promise anything while they're campaigning.
Toussaint - February 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
I stand corrected. The Omniscient One will abolish war, famine and fine Amelia Earhart.
Mark - February 11, 2009, 10:19 pm
I think both of you are jumping to conclusions. What makes you think they ever played military video games? And if they did...whose side were they on?
Elder God Douchebag - February 11, 2009, 10:16 pm
I count video games.
Toussaint - February 11, 2009, 10:14 pm
And with obama in office, he and Clinton make two out of three presidents serving as Commander-in-Chiefs with NO military experience. (Unless you count video games)
Mark - February 11, 2009, 7:09 pm
Sean. - Don't go! Everyone is allowed to be cranky once in a while. This is the place for it.
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demotivational poster SNIPERS
Airman  #44381 Created February 11, 2009

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Anathe - August 6, 2009, 11:50 am
Haha, TF2 quotes. "Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Purity - March 25, 2009, 9:24 am
Snipers scare the crap out of me 'cause they could take me out without ever knowing they're there... If it's not a sniper I've at least got a good chance of f***ing them up first. That's why if SHTF my plan is always to snipe small groups and steal.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 8:51 am
A CNN reporter while interviewing a Marine sniper asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine shrugged and replied "Recoil".
Mark - February 11, 2009, 6:50 pm
I love ours - I hate theirs. Nice Poster.
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IT'LL BE ALRIGHT. - Trust me. demotivational poster

demotivational poster IT'LL BE ALRIGHT.
Mr. Shiny  #44325 Created February 11, 2009

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WTF  #44262 Created February 10, 2009

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... - August 16, 2009, 9:09 am
You could consider it a win. The bomb may be a dud. lol
Jay - June 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Was there something wrong with the solid rubber tires?
Hector - February 11, 2009, 11:08 am
I first saw this as part of a series on, "Why women live longer than men."
WTF - February 11, 2009, 10:54 am
Well, you'll just have to forgive me as I searched tag words like "bomb" and "fork" and "forklift" and saw no motifake using this picture.
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 7:51 pm
Motifake #6699 did it right. Already. Using "fail" in this instance is an easy way to say "I have nothing creative for this picture."
Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:52 pm
What's worse, is that's a BOMB, and that ph**o was taken at the old Rocky Mountain Arsenal, near Denver, Colorado.
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