demotivational poster NO MATTER WHAT YOU DRIVE, your last car will always be a Van.

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demotivational poster NO MATTER WHAT YOU DRIVE,

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DRIVE, - your last car will always be a Van. demotivational poster

TAGS: death van car black

(4.85/5) - 33 votes

zoomer296 - February 18, 2013, 9:21 pm, #243589

I want to be transported in a DeLorean hearse when i die... (No hearse yet, but they DO have a limo.)

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 7:16 pm, #239467

While they wail away the hours, high up in there ivory towers until they're covered up with flowers in the back of a black limousine. Joe South, a true prophet.

Noname5 - August 10, 2011, 7:28 am, #222836

thank you :)

Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 7:26 am, #222835

5weet Ride.. Nice first effort

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#139728 Created August 10, 2011
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demotivational poster JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT

JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won demotivational poster

TAGS: just had an argument

(4.85/5) - 75 votes

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 7:01 am, #245604

Right.

M0rd3kaI - May 7, 2013, 11:06 pm, #245596

If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?

falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 7:55 am, #245424

I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.

M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 3:31 pm, #238312

Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug

ughomer - August 11, 2012, 12:45 pm, #238309

Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!

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#139723 Created August 10, 2011
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FACEBOOK NEWSFEED - demotivational poster

TAGS: facebook newsfeed

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(4.9/5) - 52 votes

Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 9:33 am, #222945

forseti - August 10, 2011, 8:48 am, #222847

We all seem to have the same "friend5"

gas - August 10, 2011, 8:25 am, #222841

me gu5ta xD

M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 3:38 am, #222830

Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol

Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 3:35 am, #222829

*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*

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#139719 Created August 10, 2011
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MARRIAGE - demotivational poster

TAGS: it is for happy people

(4.95/5) - 42 votes

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 7:20 pm, #239468

I will never get married to someone I'm afraid of. I have lived a long life of fear and abuse and I'll be d*mned if I marry someone that I'm afraid of.

Zetmonk - January 11, 2012, 2:20 am, #227466

Bloody intense man...

mariand - August 10, 2011, 2:14 pm, #222859

watch out...this question reveal hidden thoughts...lol

forseti - August 10, 2011, 8:36 am, #222843

worked! thumbs up!

Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 4:54 am, #222831

No sane man isn't at least a little scared of his wife.

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#139711 Created August 9, 2011
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demotivational poster THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD

THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD - demotivational poster

TAGS: baby one move scream

(4.95/5) - 44 votes

GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 10:06 am, #222851

5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!

Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 8:17 am, #222840

Mother Nature is a mean spirited b****. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a **** if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient

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#139706 Created August 9, 2011
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